Underoos and Friends - October

[Guitarista]

Underoos and Friends - October

Morning Saph, g'day Techie, and all to come,

A beeeeauwdiful sleep in here. Yeah... Hope everything's okay at home Saph. Your training session with your friend sounds like the perfect unwind. Cloudy here, but just beyond them cloud's, is blue skies.
Hope you're having a fab time Missy! Well, i must be on the look out for stray chook's.

L8tr folk's.

[techie]

Underoos and Friends - October

Good to see ya G. Well I'm off myself here packing for a trip tomorrow. Obviously, no sign of the large cranium? Oh well, I'll just deal. Several times when shes disappeared, I've considered vodka boarding myself. However, I've seen these types of things happen before. Is it a thing? I went so far as finding her a Mandrill. She will have to vent it herself.

[Guitarista]

Underoos and Friends - October

G'day Techie, good to see you too.

You wouldn't really board the vodka cause a fat headed avatar went AWOL, would you? She's fine i'm sure, and will be back soon. Probably has to go to the big smoke to get a customised mandrill.
Safe travel's mate.

[techie]

Underoos and Friends - October

Guitarista;983771 wrote: G'day Techie, good to see you too.

You wouldn't really board the vodka cause a fat headed avatar went AWOL, would you? She's fine i'm sure, and will be back soon. Probably has to go to the big smoke to get a customised mandrill.
Safe travel's mate.

Thanks Geester. Some folks are just like comfort food. Maybe not the best analogy but hopefully you get the point. Enjoy your day G!

[beagle]

Underoos and Friends - October

Hello Underooters how are you all. Been reading back on your shenanigans & by heck you all need a decent dose of Beagle medicine - open wide now.
Things are on the straight & narrow here for a bit as the novelty of being OFF THE FARM is wearing off.Blah.
Bridgee, thanks for your pm & when I get mobile coverage I'll send you photos of Rebel Rosie the ratbag. She is a treat & a source of endless laughter. Much needed.
Oh well everyone hope you are all going along as intended.

[Miss Behaving]

Underoos and Friends - October

Another stunningly gorgeous day in Sinney. Mr B had gone out and I'm sitting in the sun reading my book and planning on a swim later in the afternoon. Dog its a hard life :H

Hope everyone is having a great day!!

[startingover]

Underoos and Friends - October

Missy B, you have made me so jealous!
Its cold, dark and mis here :H
Enjoy :l

[Miss Behaving]

Underoos and Friends - October

startingover;983792 wrote: Missy B, you have made me so jealous!
Its cold, dark and mis here :H
Enjoy :l

Sorry!!

[sapphire1]

Underoos and Friends - October

beagle;983783 wrote: Hello Underooters how are you all. Been reading back on your shenanigans & by heck you all need a decent dose of Beagle medicine - open wide now.
Things are on the straight & narrow here for a bit as the novelty of being OFF THE FARM is wearing off.Blah.
Bridgee, thanks for your pm & when I get mobile coverage I'll send you photos of Rebel Rosie the ratbag. She is a treat & a source of endless laughter. Much needed.
Oh well everyone hope you are all going along as intended.

Gday Beags, what sort of doggie have you got there? And how much does your medicine cost, and does it cure pigheaded children, and will it make me rich, and does it taste nice? Just arse kin:H:H

[sapphire1]

Underoos and Friends - October

Miss Behaving;983789 wrote: Another stunningly gorgeous day in Sinney. Mr B had gone out and I'm sitting in the sun reading my book and planning on a swim later in the afternoon. Dog its a hard life :H

Hope everyone is having a great day!!

Wonderful news Missy, you deserve a rest

[sapphire1]

Underoos and Friends - October

startingover;983792 wrote: Missy B, you have made me so jealous!
Its cold, dark and mis here :H
Enjoy :l

Gday Starty Squirrel,

How are you getting on?

[beagle]

Underoos and Friends - October

sapphire1;983797 wrote: Gday Beags, what sort of doggie have you got there? And how much does your medicine cost, and does it cure pigheaded children, and will it make me rich, and does it taste nice? Just arse kin:H:H

Hehe Saffy I've got a Golden Retr pup who is a mile a minute. Addition to 1 Kelpie x Weimeraner, 1 Kelpie x Border Collie & 1 Kelpie x Huntaway. She keeps 'em all on their toes!

The medicine : a specially fermented blend of chicken dysentery & rotten cow's placenta.Brewed for 48 hrs in a broth of dog's vomit & diabetic cat's piss. Available in 50 ml, 250ml & 1L containers. Dosage for pig headed children is 50mls per day. Usually only 1 dose required to get them to shut the f*** up. Guaranteed to make both of us rich as many many children & indeed adults need this potent elixir to correct their shitty outlooks on life. Now just gotta come up with a catchy name....any ideas?:H

[sapphire1]

Underoos and Friends - October

Yep Beags we could call it 'Beagles Elixir for Pain in the Butt Kids/Adults" (tastes like crap, but heh whatcha expect when ya acting like shitheads).......12 month guarantee, send back unused portion in original botttle and state reasons for return. No Refund due when patient has incurable obnoxiousnessitis.:H:H

[beagle]

Underoos and Friends - October

what about Beagle's Elixir for Pain in the Arse Kids ie BEPAK.
And if they need refunds then they really aren't paying attention to the lesson in life we're trying to teach ; or maybe they need an Optrectomy. The surgery whereby the nerve that connects the eye to the arsehole is severed, thus correcting a shitty outlook on life.

Ah, it'll fly off the shelves I tell ya. Fly off. Buzz buzz buzz.

[sapphire1]

Underoos and Friends - October

Bloody brilliant Beags, your on a winner, I feel it in my waters:H The optrectomy sounds like the go, you could outline this option on the bottle, maybe offer family discounts for 2 or more..Reggie could help market it, watcha think