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    #1216
    The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

    Morning all ! Well it's been one of those mornings ! Ha! Went over to give blood ( blood work ) at one of our Friendly Vampire Centers......well guess what !?! They set me an appointment with the wrong location ! I ended up having to take a number and wait with all the other poor slobs. ( That's why I make appointments !!) Oh well it's over.....back to my normal exestence.......Morning all ! Tony
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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      #1217
      The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

      Thanks for the update, Sun.
      Poor Tony. Are you feeling faint??
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      Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
      awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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        #1218
        The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

        Good morning, family! My wrist hurts so bad that I am typing with one finger so not going very fast! Grateful, I did not know your Father had lung cancer, so did mine and he lost a lung to it, too. Funny, he is the only one in the family who never smoked! It must have been all our smoke! I can't wait to talk with you on Friday. RC, I had no diet drinks yesterday. What is a healthy drink, besides water? I have something in my hand all day. Biz, honey, I hope you have a better day today. I'm so proud of you staying alcohol free during those stressful days. Bird, hope your child feels better. Tony, hope you fell better. Ruby, I know you are going to be so sore today. Could you possibly call in sick and rest today? RC, OMG, falling down stairs would have been the end of me! Funny pic, Panno. Time and Nora, of course you're part of the family and we love you. MB, I am so proud of you not drinking at the company dinner. You wouldn't want for your new employees to see you drunk, especially if you are the life of the party sober! Trapped, hang in there, you are doing so good. Roger, glad work is coming in. I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY! Love, Vicki
        I'm not what I should be, I'm not what I could be. I'm definetly not who I want to be,
        but I'm sure not who I used to be!

        There is no pit so deep that God's love is not deeper still.

        "I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHO STRENGTHENS ME." Phil 4:13

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          #1219
          The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

          This is too funny not to post...


          ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

          An atheist was walking through the woods.

          'What majestic trees!'
          'What powerful rivers!'
          'What beautiful animals!'
          He said to himself.


          As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.


          He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

          He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.


          He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.


          He tripped & fell on the ground.


          He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

          At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out:
          'Oh my God!'

          Time stopped.
          The bear froze.
          The forest was silent.


          As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

          'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
          'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

          'Am I to count you as a believer?'

          The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'


          'Very well', said the voice.


          The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

          'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

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            #1220
            The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

            Good one Trapp.....welcome by the way ! Wanted ask you are you related to that Trapp family.....( Von Trapp.........Ha! )
            ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
            those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
            Dr. Seuss

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              #1221
              The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

              Love it Trap!

              Under a tornado warning. Yesterday Tay was miss smarty-mouth, but who does she call to come get her now that she's scared?? Yup
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              Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
              awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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                #1222
                The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

                RC - tried to PM you - your box is full
                How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now and there will never be a time when it is not now....

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                  #1223
                  The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

                  IAD, actually, yes, I was the little boy in that movie. Being on that set really drove me to drink, plus the soundtrack won't stop playing in my head even to this day. It's really not funny to make fun of me...you should really do your homework before you start to make fun of someone. And to think...I was just starting to like this place...

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                    #1224
                    The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

                    LOL Trap - good one!!!!
                    How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now and there will never be a time when it is not now....

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                      #1225
                      The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

                      TrappedDad;990913 wrote: IAD, actually, yes, I was the little boy in that movie. Being on that set really drove me to drink, plus the soundtrack won't stop playing in my head even to this day. It's really not funny to make fun of me...you should really do your homework before you start to make fun of someone. And to think...I was just starting to like this place...
                      :H:H:H Doe a deer a female deer, Ray a Little drop of sun..................:H:H
                      "Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
                      ..........
                      AF - 7-27-15

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                        #1226
                        The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

                        No harm intended Trapp.....It's just my whimsical way of looking at life ( It was that Nazi stuff was'nt it that hurt you ? ) ...........I think I shall break out in song now !!!!!!!! Ha! Tony i
                        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
                        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
                        Dr. Seuss

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                          #1227
                          The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

                          ROFL! That is some funny sh*t. Good to meet you Tony! I like your sense of humor!

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                            #1228
                            The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

                            Oh, Trapp, yopu don't know IAD (Tony) that well yet, but everything he says and the funny pictures are all to make us laugh. Please don't be offended. I don't know what movie ya'll are talking about, but PLEASE DON"T GET OFFENDED!m We all love you, Trapp, and are so much enjoying having you around. You are an inspiration to me to see how hard you are working and how open you are. Love, Vicki
                            I'm not what I should be, I'm not what I could be. I'm definetly not who I want to be,
                            but I'm sure not who I used to be!

                            There is no pit so deep that God's love is not deeper still.

                            "I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHO STRENGTHENS ME." Phil 4:13

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                              #1229
                              The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

                              vicki, I know he was joking, my response was my own dry sense of humor. I didn't take offense.

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                                #1230
                                The Journey is here...Get your ass in gear !

                                Damn, I got on here to bitch and I think I see a problem brewing and meanwhile, ya'll are all just kidding! And to think I was just starting to like this place..... :H
                                I really don't feel good today. Everything hurts and I didn't sleep much last night. Those are 2 big triggers for me. We went to Walmart to get groceries for the kids (they are all coming this weekend for Sharl'a birthday) and I didn't ask hubby to stop at that liquor store, but now I wish I had of and then my stupid mind tells me why I can't! The rebel in me is just pissed off!
                                I'm not what I should be, I'm not what I could be. I'm definetly not who I want to be,
                                but I'm sure not who I used to be!

                                There is no pit so deep that God's love is not deeper still.

                                "I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHO STRENGTHENS ME." Phil 4:13

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