Its really early Oney I get into Dublin before lunchtime on the Friday, when does Starts arrive?
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Army Thread...October 9th 2010
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Army Thread...October 9th 2010
JackieClaire;977540 wrote: Morning BB,
Everytime I see you I go rushing of and take me Aunty D. :thanks:
Morning Oney & Chill, are you ready for tonight Chill????
I had this joke emailed to me and I thought the Army might like it ........
Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly (wellington boot), followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces (suspenders) fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.
'What on earth are you doing Mick', says Paddy.
'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me" says the obviously embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.' :H:H:HsigpicXXX
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Army Thread...October 9th 2010
betty boop;977575 wrote:
the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.[/COLOR]' :H:H
BB im quite relaxed at the moment but will be a nervous wreck later, thats when Id love a glass of wine to steady the nerves :upset:"In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer ."
AF - JAN 1st 2010
NF - May 1996
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Army Thread...October 9th 2010
Good afternoon troopers
just wanted to share this tribute to poor George.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv7G34bmdHg[/video]]YouTube - Wake Me When I'm Sober!!
we've all been there, well except the sex in the park bit......."In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer ."
AF - JAN 1st 2010
NF - May 1996
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Army Thread...October 9th 2010
I am sitting here in my pj's, Rob was at a gig last night and is dying, we are all meeting up for another gig tonight and I am dreading it because all my old friends are REALLY heavy drinkers and the thoughts of spending a night surouned by drunk people does not fill me with joy..have to go tho because i promised."It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"
AF 10th May 2010
NF 12th May 2010
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