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    #1

    Progressive Tale

    This is done on another thread, and it might be a good way to get a laugh and be creative, while occasionally adding some of our experiences working on AF. So please join in, if you like.

    Just after the minister said 'I now pronounce you man and wife, Sylvia realized that alcohol was not her friend. She wondered how she could break the news to Harold..........

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    Hi Ruby - Oh, this is too funny - thanks for posting it.

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      #3
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      that she married him after drinking two fifths of Jack Daniels and she just couldn't kiss those hairy lips one more time....
      I love my family more than alcohol.:h
      Live in the Solution....not the problem

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        #4
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        which one is harold :-)


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          #5
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          The one with the necktie.
          .........so Sylvia asked Harold for an annullment, but he begged her to try marriage counselling first. Unfortunately, they could only afford a street corner doc who had somewhat unusual methods.................
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            #6
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            He looks like 50% of the people who live in the city I do!!! I kid you not!
            To Infinity And Beyond!!

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              #7
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              ..........but when the doctor suggested she have some plastic surgery to make her more comfortable with their physical differences, she drew the line.....................

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                #8
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                but Harold got REALLY hot when he saw those bigs lips...
                I love my family more than alcohol.:h
                Live in the Solution....not the problem

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                  #9
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                  She asked him to consider electrolysis and she would stop drinking.
                  "Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
                  ..........
                  AF - 7-27-15

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                    So Sylvia gave up, and took him home to meet her father........................

                    and made an appointment for his electrolysis........
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                      rubywillow;979326 wrote: So Sylvia gave up, and took him home to meet her father........................

                      and made an appointment for his electrolysis........

                      That's either a guy with gynecomastia, or a chick having a really bad                       day. :H

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                        HEY! You goobers are supposed to continue the story here!! :H:H
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                          #13
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                          Her Father asked her which bar she picked him up in?
                          "Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
                          ..........
                          AF - 7-27-15

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                            #14
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                            And then her Father said that he reminded her of Sylvia's Mother.
                            "Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
                            ..........
                            AF - 7-27-15

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                              By then, Sylvia's mother had woken up and came down the stairs. Harold asked how she had held up so well, smoking three packs of cigs and drinking a 5th of whiskey daily, she replied, "Good genes, I guess. And by the way, hope you'll come to my 39th birthday party this weekend."

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