Progressive Tale

[fennel]

Progressive Tale

Just then, Sylvia's father's wrist-watch alarm chimed. It was time for him to take his estrogen. His slippers made a scuffing noise as he shuffled off to the bathroom...

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

[fennel]

Progressive Tale

Sylvia and her mother startled at the shriek that emanated from the bathroom. "Shelburn"!, hollered Sylvia's mother! "What in sam hill's goin' on in there!?"

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

Unfortunately, Shellburn had decided the paper was more important than the risk, and the bites had thrown him into antiphylactic shock, falling against the door, and making it impossible to get to him, besides the odiferous emanations from said room. Harold was beside himself, trying to decide what to do.........................................

[fennel]

Progressive Tale

His face began turning blue, and Shelburn was frantically pointing at mama's pendulous bosoms...Harold took the cue and thrust his hairy hand down mama's house-dress and pulled an epi-pen from the space between her bounty...

[Topsy-Turvy-Tracy]

Progressive Tale

Not quite sure what to do with the epi-pen, Harold handed it to Shelburn who, in his confusion and fear, stabbed the spider.

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

............and because of the epinefrine in the pen, the spider became even more aggressive, while Harold and Sylvia dragged her father out of the bathroom, without his pants. Sylvia's mother brought in whiskey to try to revive Shelburn, but instead it caused him to swell even more.................

[fennel]

Progressive Tale

Harold snatched up the spider, and bit off it's venomous head. He quickly thrust the arachnid's epinephrine filled body into Shelburn's mouth, forcing him to swallow the ornery critter. There was no way he was going to let his future father-in-law die before his eyes...

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

.........and suddenly shelborn transformed before their eyes, causing Hermione to faint too.........

[mama bear]

Progressive Tale

Harold quickly performed mouth to mouth on Hermione and Shelburn, but he had to spit the hairy legs of the spider out of his. Unfortunately, herioc harold had a reaction to spider leg hair which caused him to...

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

......turn him into what he least wanted, had never expected, and Sylvia was even MORE repulsed!! But she decided to give him a second chance. Then he had a change of heart.........................

[mama bear]

Progressive Tale

wait a minute...who is Sylvia???

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

Read the story, dumbass!

[NoraC]

Progressive Tale

I'm so confused :upset:

[Topsy-Turvy-Tracy]

Progressive Tale

Sylvia is the spider-bitten guy's wife. I think. But with the spider-bitten guy . . .it's hard.