Progressive Tale

[rubywillow]

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.............but he forgot to pull down his funky pants, and............

[Topsy-Turvy-Tracy]

Progressive Tale

The pressure built quickly in his very sturdy, however funky, pants and the resulting output jettisoned him into space, where he saw a pink turtle floating between Earth and the moon. Naturally, he was mesmerized and reached for the turtle . . .

[mama bear]

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ya'll are makin this hard!!!
but when he reached for the turtle it turned into.......HAROLD!!

[rubywillow]

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...........but unfortunately, since harold had been beamed up into an alien spaceship, he had been....altered..........

[Topsy-Turvy-Tracy]

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Are we talking about George and Harold now? I'm confused again. Whatever happened to the black widow anyway?

[IAD]

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What about Jarome the costumed Pug...( I'm Batman) ! ha!

[mama bear]

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I have no idea, but we started out with harold, so I went back there........

[rubywillow]

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.....then Harold came back to earth, and told Sylvia he wanted to work things out, but he'd become a member of PETA, (people eating tasty animals), and she said it was the last straw, so she and Jerome.............

[NoraC]

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Flew away to a new city where no one knew them and they could start a new life together............

[ChickenNumber3]

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New pics/new story please..I missed most of that last one (LMAO though)

[mama bear]

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but Jerome started gaining ALOT of weight

[NoraC]

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Chooks - it doesn't matter. It changes completely all the time. Just jump right in. :H

[NoraC]

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Jerome had to have a new Superhero suit made and he got so heavy that he couldn't fly anymore.......................

[southernbelle47]

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but along came a farmer with a different idea

[rubywillow]

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...........he suggested they start a good diet without anything white, or alcoholic, and a new workout program. Unfortunately, the old tale of tobacco and alcohol stunting your growth proved true....................



(BTW: If you get lost in the story line, it's because there isn't one. Just look at the last post and put whatever comes to mind down.That's the only point here, and putting in references to AL's affects when they come up.)