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[Topsy-Turvy-Tracy]

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Jerome looked around the farm at the things he could not eat, fresh milk and eggs. He looked longingly at the white wine, which was twice prohibited, and sighed. He then realized that his cigarettes were also white, and doubly disallowed, so he had chocolate for breakfast - dark chocolate, just to be on the safe side. To his delight, he realized that he had instantly sprouted up at least two inches and wondered if what other effects the new lifestyle would bring. Just then he noticed that . . .

[rubywillow]

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.........the farmer's wife had come to the lake for a swim..............

[Choochie]

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LMAO - Ruby where do you find these? Too funny.

[Choochie]

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She wanted to go in for a swim but just couldn't quite take the plunge because her butt floss was not positioned quite right................

[techie]

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rubywillow;980664 wrote: .........the farmer's wife had come to the lake for a swim..............

beautiful scenery. is it loch ness??

[rubywillow]

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.........when her son realized she really DID have eyes in the back of her head. But suddenly....................

[rubywillow]

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.....it seemed everyone had disappeared. All she heard was.............

[headstrong]

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This thread is just stupid. Period. Taking up a lot of MWO space for nothing.

[sapphire1]

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The sound of someone cracking open a can of beer and pouring it down the sink.......bastards!!!! now what am I going to do...

[kota]

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I squeeze your two orange and pour juice which give birth of kids from my stick.


Haha,but true.
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[Chillgirl]

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When we arrived in Toronto it was raining, and as we were waiting for our luggage a huge limo rolled up.....

[sapphire1]

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And in that Limo sat Paris HIlton with a large bottle of champagne up to her lips...she offered one to us but...

[Chillgirl]

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We took the bottle, poured the contents into the road and took her straight to rehab.
After that was dealt with we decided it was finally time to......

[Topsy-Turvy-Tracy]

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. . . Pick up Lindsey Lohan and drag her tush off to rehab too, but a funny thing happened in Hilton's limo on the way to Lohan's place . . .

[rubywillow]

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.............we saw Mel Gibson arguing with to traffic cops, so.............