Progressive Tale

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

..Grandma Mabel, who had asked for...........


(BTW, Lily, I don't actually know those folks, but probably some like them!)

[paguy]

Progressive Tale

a big bag of cheese doodles and a pack of Camels, unfiltered of course...

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[ChickenNumber3]

Progressive Tale

...because bathing in cheese doodles is great for the complexion and a great anitoxident to fight the aging effects of ciggies, which of course she was most concerned about, having such a youthful complexion to maintain........and so she bathed and smoked and oggled the rednecks, who.......

[paguy]

Progressive Tale

ChickenNumber3;987665 wrote: ...because bathing in cheese doodles is great for the complexion and a great anitoxident to fight the aging effects of ciggies, which of course she was most concerned about, having such a youthful complexion to maintain........and so she bathed and smoked and oggled the rednecks, who.......

:H:H:H:H

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

.......were too busy to notice the hot chick watching them

but later, when business was finished, Jubal came by and asked her to babysit

so him and ClairyLou could............

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

.........go out on their mission to help others stay off the demon rum, since it cause
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQNwgQBcbyk[/video]]YouTube - REDNECK WOMAN
but it was a tough sell, on the weekend, so........

[paguy]

Progressive Tale

... wicked gas and throbbing headaches...

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[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

he donned his super hero costume to help his friends and relatives become sober........

[southernbelle47]

Progressive Tale

and all they had to do was take a look at him and they swore off drink forever until one of the necked rednecks was thrown in

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

So after they hog-tied him and borrowed bubba's shirt, he listened,

...and invited them back to his condo to help him learn about MWO.

[paguy]

Progressive Tale

..... But before he could learn about MWO... he had to learn how to read... you see, after cracking up his motorcycle without wearing a helmet, he lost his ability to make sense out of words on paper.... so, they first took him to WalMart to buy him a pair of reading glasses...


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[Lillypond059]

Progressive Tale

after trying on pair after pair, he could'nt make up his mind, which ones to get, but then decided to get......

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

...he decided to get a pair that made him look much more intelligent.

Now, he was ready...........

[paguy]

Progressive Tale

.. to go to the orthodontist...

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[southernbelle47]

Progressive Tale

to get his life in gear and start believing that he COULD be all that he was born to be. BUT he also had to understand how to still have a beautiful smile so ...yes he DID go to see the orthodontist and got