I HEARD vasoline is good to rub round ya poo-hole when ya have fast speedy diarrhea:H:H:H
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AH-HA!
if i had only coated every bottle in vasoline.... i wouldnt of been able to hold em...
of course a house full of vasilone coated bottles presents certain other dangersAF since 10/26/2009
It will be five years sober 10/26/2014
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Odd but true:
U.S. President Calvin Coolidge liked to eat breakfast while having his head rubbed with Vaseline."Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
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AF - 7-27-15
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Accused of repeatedly exposing himself at a SeaTac bar, a 41-year-old man has been charged with indecent exposure with sexual motivation.
On Jan. 3, King County prosecutors claim in charging documents, Basim Salim Abdul-Rahim was seated in the bar of the 13 Coins restaurant when a bartender there noticed he was staring at her. The woman became concerned when she realized Abdul-Rahim was fondling himself.
Abdul-Rahim fled before police arrived, a King County detective said in court documents, leaving behind a container of Vaseline.
Two days later he allegedly returned to the restaurant, prompting the bartender to call the police to report that a man who'd repeatedly exposed himself was siting at the bar, according to court documents. Deputies arrested Abdul-Rahim, finding his hands coated with petroleum jelly.
Confronted by police, Abdul-Rahim allegedly admitted to frequenting the bar but denied following the bartender, according to prosecutors' statements.
Questioned about his Vaseline-covered hands, he said he'd been having phone sex with his wife, prosecutors alleged. She denied the claim but offered that her husband had previously been convicted on similar charges in Clallam County.
Abdul-Rahim, also known as James Thomas Triblett, was jailed but has since been released after posting bond."Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
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AF - 7-27-15
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See, why do they release these PREVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Before my vaseline friend, these there was bacon grease.sigpic
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A lovely song by The Vaselines
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyjraokQy9E[/video]]YouTube - The Vaselines - Rory Ride Me Raw (Live on KEXP)
It's about a bicycle called Rory. (At least that's their story and they're sticking to it.)
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