Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!
You know you are all on a slippery slope.......groan
You know you are all on a slippery slope.......groan
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Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!
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Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!
Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to readComment
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A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.
The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he
would be with him in just a few minutes. Well, when the man sat down
in the examination room, he noticed that there were three items on a
stand next to the doctor's desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove,
and a beer.
When the doctor came in, the man said, "Look Doc, this is my
first exam... I know what the K-Y is for... and I know what the glove
is for... but what's the BEER for?"
At this instant, the doctor became noticably outraged and
stormed over to the door. The Doc flung the door open and yelled to
his nurse, "Dammit all!!! I said `a BUTT LIGHT'!!!""Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
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AF - 7-27-15Comment
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Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!
:H:H:H:HNoraC;982514 wrote: A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.
The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he
would be with him in just a few minutes. Well, when the man sat down
in the examination room, he noticed that there were three items on a
stand next to the doctor's desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove,
and a beer.
When the doctor came in, the man said, "Look Doc, this is my
first exam... I know what the K-Y is for... and I know what the glove
is for... but what's the BEER for?"
At this instant, the doctor became noticably outraged and
stormed over to the door. The Doc flung the door open and yelled to
his nurse, "Dammit all!!! I said `a BUTT LIGHT'!!!"Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to readComment
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Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!
Vaseline...hmmm....what to say... got some of it that's been around for more than 10 years in my bathroom closet- used it for the kids...really...
It's always YOUR choice!Comment
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Vaseline lasts FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
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my folks had my first vaseline jar bronzedOutside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to readComment
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When we were teens, a friend borrowed his parents big sedan for a date (because it had a huge back seat). So he has a hot date, checks thoroughly through the car to be sure he hasn't left anything that would give away his night of sin, parked the car and went in to bed.
Early the next morning his father came in with an angry look and said 'come with me'. They went out to outside to garage, and there in the light of day, was a used, vaseline-covered condom, stuck to the side of the car.
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At least he used a condom. :goodjob:"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
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AF - 7-27-15Comment
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Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!
"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
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Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!
Oh you people are sick, sick sick! I love you my kindred spirits.Comment
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"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
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Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!
Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so
they go back to mum and dad's for the night.
In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his
mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, "Is Fred and
Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch
and go back to school."
After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mum says, "No." Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies, "OK! What do you think?"
He says, "Well, last night Fred came in and asked for the
Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."sigpic
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