Thank you Ruby I was gonna put Vaseline on my grilled cheese sandwich, you saved me!!!
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It could happen, Nora: "According to Publix employees in Spring Hill, FL, Mark Alan Belkola was seen shoving six packs of steaks down his shorts. When authorities caught him he claimed, “I’m starving, that’s why I took the steaks!” That might be true, but it sure doesn’t explain the jar of Vaseline they found in his pocket that was also stolen. Dessert maybe?"
From: 7 Dumbest Criminals Ever* * *
Tracy
?Our freedom can be measured by the number of things we can walk away from.?
- Vernon Howard
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why did I never know vaseline was SO popular.sigpic
Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:
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[Only in America Ruby (you post in the wrong spot.....and walla ! Your a success ! Ha!) Vaseline is deadly....killed Pee Wee Herman's Show ! Ha! Tony?Be who you are and say what you feel because
those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
Dr. Seuss
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Coco-Nut;979973 wrote: I have posted my recipe for Vaseline Cheesecake. (This is the Cooking Thread, right?)Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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I am so sorry I have warped all your glands.sigpic
Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:
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Panno;979975 wrote: LMAO .... oh Coco your in the wrong thread again :H:H:H
When I first got here the Newbies Nest was home - but you can never go home.
Help Panno - please take my little flipper ... To make matters even worse, I keep slipping around in this greasy stuff... WTF???Coco
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A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?"
"Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns."
"Do you use it for anything else?"
"Like what?"
"Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex."
"Oh, of course. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out!":heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:
Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.
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