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    #61
    Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

    I HEARD vasoline is good to rub round ya poo-hole when ya have fast speedy diarrhea:H:H:H
    HOUR BY HOUR, DAY BY DAY

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      #62
      Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

      Pink Angel;981914 wrote: I HEARD vasoline is good to rub round ya poo-hole when ya have fast speedy diarrhea:H:H:H
      It fairly flies out and the backsplash is phenominal

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        #63
        Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

        AH-HA!
        if i had only coated every bottle in vasoline.... i wouldnt of been able to hold em...
        of course a house full of vasilone coated bottles presents certain other dangers
        AF since 10/26/2009

        It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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          #64
          Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

          :H:H:H
          "Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
          ..........
          AF - 7-27-15

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            #65
            Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

            Odd but true:

            U.S. President Calvin Coolidge liked to eat breakfast while having his head rubbed with Vaseline.
            "Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
            ..........
            AF - 7-27-15

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              #66
              Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

              Accused of repeatedly exposing himself at a SeaTac bar, a 41-year-old man has been charged with indecent exposure with sexual motivation.

              On Jan. 3, King County prosecutors claim in charging documents, Basim Salim Abdul-Rahim was seated in the bar of the 13 Coins restaurant when a bartender there noticed he was staring at her. The woman became concerned when she realized Abdul-Rahim was fondling himself.

              Abdul-Rahim fled before police arrived, a King County detective said in court documents, leaving behind a container of Vaseline.

              Two days later he allegedly returned to the restaurant, prompting the bartender to call the police to report that a man who'd repeatedly exposed himself was siting at the bar, according to court documents. Deputies arrested Abdul-Rahim, finding his hands coated with petroleum jelly.

              Confronted by police, Abdul-Rahim allegedly admitted to frequenting the bar but denied following the bartender, according to prosecutors' statements.

              Questioned about his Vaseline-covered hands, he said he'd been having phone sex with his wife, prosecutors alleged. She denied the claim but offered that her husband had previously been convicted on similar charges in Clallam County.

              Abdul-Rahim, also known as James Thomas Triblett, was jailed but has since been released after posting bond.
              "Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
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              AF - 7-27-15

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                #67
                Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                Let me google how to wash it out of your hair first!!!!:l
                "Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
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                AF - 7-27-15

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                  #68
                  Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                  See, why do they release these PREVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Before my vaseline friend, these there was bacon grease.
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                    #69
                    Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                    Ruby - When I was little, I remember my Mom saving Bacon Grease to use for cooking.
                    "Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
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                    AF - 7-27-15

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                      #70
                      Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                      Bacon grease as a sexual lubricant?

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                        #71
                        Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                        A lovely song by The Vaselines

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyjraokQy9E[/video]]YouTube - The Vaselines - Rory Ride Me Raw (Live on KEXP)

                        It's about a bicycle called Rory. (At least that's their story and they're sticking to it.)

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                          #72
                          Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                          my son uses vaseline between his legs before football games so he doesn;t get chapped.....at least that's his excuse!!!
                          I love my family more than alcohol.:h
                          Live in the Solution....not the problem

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                            #73
                            Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                            I had vaseline on toast this morning!
                            Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                              #74
                              Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                              yum.....did it slide right down???
                              maybe a vaseline milkshake???
                              I love my family more than alcohol.:h
                              Live in the Solution....not the problem

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                                #75
                                Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                                Oh yeah!
                                Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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