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    Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

    lol, for the hollidays.

    ElfYourself by OfficeMax - Powered by JibJab
    AF since 10/26/2009

    It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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      Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

      Asp, I CANNOT believe you can keep finding this!!! How are you, sweetie?
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        Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

        i am gr8, sober, sober is GOOD!

        busy, moving house on the 30th, so planning xmass, and packing and family stuff...busy aspy.

        ill keep this thread alive, dont worrie
        AF since 10/26/2009

        It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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          Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

          did ya hit the link rubes?

          ElfYourself by OfficeMax - Powered by JibJab
          AF since 10/26/2009

          It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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            Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

            thread death?
            AF since 10/26/2009

            It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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              Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

              Never!!!! Vaseline will last forever.

              During World War II, a variety of petroleum jelly called dark red veterinary petroleum jelly was often included in life raft survival kits. Acting as a sunscreen, it provides protection against ultraviolet rays.
              Most petroleum jelly today is consumed as an ingredient in skin lotions and cosmetics. Although petrolatum is less expensive than glycerol - the most common active lubricating ingredient in skin lotion, it is not used in expensive lotions, because it is not absorbed into the skin, resulting in a greasy feel.
              Petroleum jelly is often used by players of American football. The jelly is applied under the eyes, and is used to keep dirt or sand out of the eyes during plays.
              Petrolatum is a useful material when incorporated into candle wax formulas. The petrolatum softens the overall blend, allows the candle to incorporate additional fragrance oil, and facilitates adhesion to the sidewall of glass.
              Industrial grade petrolatum can be combined with other materials to make effective rust proofing compounds.
              Petroleum jelly was formerly used as a way to pitch a spitball in baseball. Although the pitch was banned in 1920, pitchers sometimes throw "the spitter" surreptitiously.
              Petroleum jelly is used to moisten plasticine, as part of a mix of hydrocarbons including greater (paraffin wax) and lesser (mineral oil) molecular weights.
              Petroleum jelly is commonly used as a personal lubricant. (Not recommended for use with condoms because it dissolves latex).
              It can be used to lubricate the anus if the patient is suffering from conditions like hemorrhoids or anal fissures.[citation needed] The purpose of this is to allow the stool to pass through the rectum more easily and more freely in an effort to minimize any further damage to the tissue. It can also be used to lubricate the anus before taking rectal temperature.
              It can be used as a softener for cuticles.
              It can be a treatment for chapped lips.
              It is sometimes spread on the teeth of beauty pageant contestants in order to prevent their lipstick from sticking to their teeth.
              It can be used to soften hardened leather.
              It can be used to finish wood, much like a mineral oil finish.
              It can be used as a release agent for plaster molds and castings.
              It can be used to coat corrosion-prone items such as metallic trinkets, non-stainless steel blades, and gun barrels prior to storage as it serves as an excellent and inexpensive water repellent.
              It can be used when using a home hair dye kit, if put onto skin close to the hairline it can prevent the hair dye staining the skin.
              It can be used by long distance runners, who wear loose t-shirts (usually men), on their nipples to prevent chafing or bleeding caused by the shirt rubbing the nipples while running.
              It can be used for tinder, lightly coated on a cotton ball.
              It was recommended by Porsche in the owner?s manual of their cars as a preservative for light alloy anodized Fuchs wheels to protect them against corrosion from road salts and brake dust. ?Every three months (after regular cleaning) the wheels should be coated with petroleum jelly.?[4]
              It was also recommended by Porsche in maintenance training documentation for lubrication (after cleaning) of "Weatherstrips on Doors, Hood, Tailgate, Sun Roof". The publication states "...before applying a new coat of lubricant...". "Only acid-free lubricants may be used, for example: glycerine, Vaseline, tire mounting paste, etc. These lubricants should be rubbed in and excessive lubricant wiped off with a soft cloth."[5]
              "Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
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              AF - 7-27-15

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                Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                Does this thread NEVER die!!! :H:H:H
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                Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
                awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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                  Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                  Generously apply Vaseline all over before taking flights to combat associated dryness
                  "Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
                  ..........
                  AF - 7-27-15

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                    Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                    Most amazing information for Vaseline! Thanks Rubes!

                    What about Preparation H?????

                    Everything I need is within me!

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                      Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                      Preparation H...it does feel good, on the hole. thank you austin powers.
                      AF since 10/26/2009

                      It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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                        Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                        NoraC;1035849 wrote: Generously apply Vaseline all over before taking flights to combat associated dryness
                        Blech. All I can imagine is one's shirt sticking to their skin.

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                          Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                          rubywillow;1035809 wrote: Does this thread NEVER die!!! :H:H:H
                          Apparently not. You've created a monster! :H

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                            Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                            fennel;1039307 wrote: Apparently not. You've created a monster! :H
                            yep, and we keep feeding it:H
                            AF since 10/26/2009

                            It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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                              Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                              Asp, if I didn't enjoy hearing from you occasionally here, I'd buy a ticket and hunt you down!!!!!!! Actually, vaseline comes in VERY handy this time of year, with the cold, snow, and painful skin. Plus, I think it's an ingredient in most of the lip balms I use year round.
                              How ARE you and your family, fella?? So good to hear from you!!
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                              Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
                              awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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                                Warning! Vaseline is Deadly!

                                we are good ty rubes
                                AF since 10/26/2009

                                It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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