AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

[spuddleduck]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

private spuds reporting to the ranks sir techie. not had a particularly healthy day.... but then again i didnt know i was reporting in tonight. great motivational stuff.

[Miss Behaving]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

Sir, can I be today's brown-nose Sir??

Walked to work in record time (38 minutes).

Ate brown rice porridge with unsweetened acidopholus yoghurt.

Lunch is coriander and bean salad with coleslaw and a small can of tuna.

AND!!! (most impressively of all!) I managed to work diligently for two hours without checking into MWO once :H:H

[Samantha T.]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

SAM-I-AM, reporting in, SIR!!

I will ride my bike for one hour tomorrow, SIR!
I will whip up a batch of FRESH beet-carrot-apple-kale juice for breakfast, SIR!
I will not drink wine tomorrow, SIR!

I will report in at the end of the day tomorrow, SIR!

And, SIR? Thank you for doing this, SIR! :thanks:

[byebyebridgetjones]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

techie;1000351 wrote: OK Jones just this once. Get you fanny in gear tomorrow. I'll be watching you!!!

Erm....Sir, yes Sir......

[K9Lover]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

Permission to be scared to death of this thread, sir?

[Chillgirl]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

Private Chill reporting Sir

40 mins cardio in the gym :jumpin:

Breakfast - bran flakes and berries
Lunch - baked potato & tuna (no mayo) :wings:
Dinner - soup and bread
Snacks - 3 bowls of peanuts ops:
Too much coffee, not enough water :no: will try better tomorrow

Affirmation: today I am centered, calm and balanced

[Choochie]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

Sir, permission to speak, Sir. I think Zen should be considered for the first medal sir as she did not shit the load of pumpkin seeds but managed to only eat a shit load of them, Sir.

[techie]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

LISTEN People you have your guidelines. I'm NOT holding your mamby pamby hands. And another thing YOUR FANNY is located where I say it is....MOVE OUT. I'm headin to the mess hall...then to sick bay (its about a fanny thing!) So GET ER DONE!!!

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[Topsy-Turvy-Tracy]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

I don't think I'm man enough to be in this Army, and I have the fanny to prove it. I got to work early and had no coffee because the damn coffee maker broke. Might have had something to do with putting the coffee grounds in the water compartment. I went up and down stairs about eight times though, and sweated a couple times while making bags (of baby books!). I ate fried rice for lunch, but it was brown rice. I forgot to take any smoke breaks because I was too dang busy making bags of baby books. Saw a couple babies too and gave them books, which they slobbered on and chewed on. I did no slobbering myself today. The only thing I drank was iced tea (unsweetened) and water.

[fighting back]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

Permission to join the thread Sir!


Drank lots of water, had a protein shake, went for a run. Late breakfast/early lunch was poached egg and wholemeal toast. Eight hour shift at work where I was literally bursting with energy, salmon and veg for dinner....banana as a snack. Now sitting here with a cup of bedtime earl grey.

Can I just add that apart from my recent ridiculously high AL intake I am a bit of a health freak? ( I know, the irony!) :H

Brilliant thread, gave me a chuckle, oh and one more thing...permission to prettify the uniform Sir???!!!!!

[Mish]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

Mess Hall, Sir, Yes, Sir Left right, left right, left right...
Sick Bay, Sir, Yes Sir Left, right, left right, left right...
Change location of fanny, Sir, Yes, Sir...
:moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon:...

[cymru]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

Just finished Tues here in Wales. Worked 6-12 and 5-11.30. Drank 2 cans of red bull, had 3 coffees, 2 cigs and half a packet of licorice jelly belly's. Have eaten healthily. Fish for lunch and king prawn rissoto for dinner with a glass of o.j.
Day off tmr, and I have a large pack of Oreo's in the cupboard with my name on them!!

[techie]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

GREAT job Fighting Back. Lover the name BTW. I was thinkin you'll go far in this unit till you mentioned my uniform. Now GET this in your head FB, I wear camo cotton briefs under my fatigues NOT pink panties....NOW MOVE OUT SOLDIER....

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[cymru]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

Thanks Zenny xx

[techie]

AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

Zenstyle;1000403 wrote: Oooo errrr.... he's back. I'm orf to look busy doing summat.....

GET some socks on those feet soldier. You're out of uniform. Whadda think your at some dang blasted Jimmy Buffett hoot-a-freaking-nanny or sumthin...follow SOP or your busted!!! Attached files [img]/converted_files/1422389=5823-attachment.jpg[/img]