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    #31
    AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

    I'm going AWOL.

    :sofa:

    Ya'll scare me.
    :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

    Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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      #32
      AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

      Gotta toughen up K9

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        #33
        AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

        Pssst: Didn't know if ya'll knew this, but you're not supposed a sargeant as "sir," even if he has no fanny. You are supposed to address officers as sir, whether or not the officer has a fanny. At least that's the way it is in the US.
        * * *

        Tracy

        ?Our freedom can be measured by the number of things we can walk away from.?
        - Vernon Howard

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          #34
          AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

          Choochie;1000408 wrote: Gotta toughen up K9
          Ok fine.
          I had 2 cigarettes and 4 cups of coffee for breakfast.

          Fried chicken, french fries (dipped in ranch dressing) and cheesecake for lunch.

          No dinner yet, but after it's over I'm going straight to the couch, where I will sit until bedtime.

          Sorry Sarge.
          :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

          Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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            #35
            AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

            K9Lover;1000407 wrote: I'm going AWOL.

            :sofa:

            Ya'll scare me.

            Oh not you my dear. I'm field promoting you to corporal. NOW MOVE OUT NINE...! Sarge has some paperwork to complete. He moonlights in the civilian world. He must finish report or else...LATER TROOPS
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            Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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              #36
              AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

              Sir, trap reporting in for day one sir. Diet is good. Breakfast shake. Fava bean salad for lunch and chicken whole grain pasta for dinner. Bad session with the army therapist but am on mild sedatives this evening for sleep and will try harder tomorrow. Exercise is still a wash sir!

              Haven't had more than an hour of sleep in over two weeks. Working on that. Any sugestions sir?

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                #37
                AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

                TrappedDad;1000422 wrote: Sir, trap reporting in for day one sir. Diet is good. Breakfast shake. Fava bean salad for lunch and chicken whole grain pasta for dinner. Bad session with the army therapist but am on mild sedatives this evening for sleep and will try harder tomorrow. Exercise is still a wash sir!

                Haven't had more than an hour of sleep in over two weeks. Working on that. Any sugestions sir?

                FINE job son. You'll get the exercise part. That's coming full bore in a few days. By the end of this you'll be able to wash that hippie tie dye t-shirt your wearin on your abs son....Hang in there...NOW GET BUSY!!!

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                Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                  #38
                  AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

                  Did okay today Sarge, reporting...

                  Coffee + banana
                  Ran this morning (6km hilly) then did a 1/2 hour core strengthening workout.

                  Big salad for lunch and vitamins

                  Pate, cheese, cracker and pickles for snack (oops just couldn't resist)

                  Homemade tomato pasta sauce on whole wheat penne and one piece garlic toast.

                  Tonnes of water and NO AL

                  AND I only snuck one Halloween treat from the kid's stash. Time to rest the sober head on the pillow.

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                    #39
                    AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

                    Mishmash;1000397 wrote: Mess Hall, Sir, Yes, Sir Left right, left right, left right...
                    Sick Bay, Sir, Yes Sir
                    Left, right, left right, left right...
                    Change location of fanny, Sir, Yes, Sir
                    ...
                    :moon::moon.
                    :H:H:H
                    If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                    Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                      #40
                      AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

                      TrappedDad;1000422 wrote:

                      Haven't had more than an hour of sleep in over two weeks. Working on that. Any sugestions sir?
                      Report to Health Store, top of this page Soldier.

                      Collect rations of 5-HTP and Melatonin for sleep.

                      Requisition in triplicate.

                      MOVE
                      MOVE
                      MOVE
                      If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                      Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                        #41
                        AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

                        Private Starty reporting for duty Sir!
                        (better late than never)
                        Half hour walking
                        Fresh fruit smoothie for breakfast
                        Cottage cheese crackers and a banana for lunch
                        Quorn stir fry for supper
                        Good day on the nutrition front too much coffee and not enuff water.
                        Fanny in usual place under tail where its always been Sir!
                        Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
                        Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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                          #42
                          AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

                          Under me tail Private Zenny
                          Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
                          Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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                            #43
                            AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

                            Just up from bed Sir
                            Having Coffee Sir.
                            It's Decaff Sir.
                            It's Poxy Sir.
                            "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

                            AF 10th May 2010
                            NF 12th May 2010

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                              #44
                              AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

                              Reporting in sarge














                              Reporting out sarge, be back later


                              :congratulatory: Clean & Sober since 13/01/2009 :congratulatory:

                              Until one is committed there is always hesitant thoughts.
                              I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

                              This signature has been typed in front of a live studio audience.

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                                #45
                                AF BOOT CAMP Day 1 (easy on the troops)

                                Reporting in Sarge. Still in me bed. Confused as to which day I am on - Day 1 or Day 2? Could fellow Europeans enlighten me please?! Cause if it's still yesterday, I may as well eat some junk, but if it's tomorrow already, I'll start over . Sir.
                                AF since 13th July 2010
                                NF since 5th July 2010

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