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    #121
    Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

    Hi Stirly, I love the lady's company here. The blokes aint too bad either I suppose.
    Dinner..hmmm now let me think...
    Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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      #122
      Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

      A friend of mine just e-mailed me this. I think it's hilarious. :H:H Especially since one day I will actually be over 50


      As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

      A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

      If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

      Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it..

      Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

      Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

      Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

      Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

      Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

      For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! :H:H
      Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
      For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
      AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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        #123
        Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

        KTAB;1002575 wrote: Dinner..hmmm now let me think...
        I was trying to come across as chauvinistic, and you had to go and spoil it by being all gentlemanly...
        I'll do whatever it takes
        AF 21/08/2009

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          #124
          Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

          Ouch Stirly the last little part hurt.....but apart from that very funny not too far wide of the mark.
          Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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            #125
            Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

            KTAB;1002581 wrote: Ouch Stirly the last little part hurt.....but apart from that very funny not too far wide of the mark.
            I know the "little" part you mean. That's why I put two :H:H next to it. I meant that it was not to be taken seriously...
            For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
            AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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              #126
              Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

              Dog... Mrs. T must be close to 50...
              I'll do whatever it takes
              AF 21/08/2009

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                #127
                Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

                tiptronic_ct;1002583 wrote: Dog... Mrs. T must be close to 50...
                And she's just gonna :h you so much for telling about 3 million people...:H:H
                For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
                AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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                  #128
                  Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

                  stirly-girly;1002584 wrote: And she's just gonna :h you so much for telling about 3 million people...:H:H
                  Oops... :H:H:H

                  On that note, I think I'm going to have a little nanna nap...
                  I'll do whatever it takes
                  AF 21/08/2009

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                    #129
                    Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

                    tiptronic_ct;1002586 wrote: Oops... :H:H:H

                    On that note, I think I'm going to have a little nanna nap...
                    Have a good rest. Am off to do some grocery shopping myself.
                    Laterz...
                    For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
                    AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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                      #130
                      Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

                      stirly-girly;1002582 wrote: I know the "little" part you mean. That's why I put two :H:H next to it. I meant that it was not to be taken seriously...
                      Sure I know that, I wasnt. See ya Stirly.

                      See ya Tips.
                      Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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                        #131
                        Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

                        talking of food.... yum
                        tonight for dinner is seared tuna fish in sesame seeds with chillis, ginger and noodles
                        followed by chocolate
                        "In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer ."
                        AF - JAN 1st 2010
                        NF - May 1996

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                          #132
                          Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

                          Oh gone on then, I suppose that would have to do

                          :tonguemonkey:
                          Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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                            #133
                            Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

                            HELLO KTAB


                            :congratulatory: Clean & Sober since 13/01/2009 :congratulatory:

                            Until one is committed there is always hesitant thoughts.
                            I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

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                              #134
                              Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

                              Hi chill


                              :congratulatory: Clean & Sober since 13/01/2009 :congratulatory:

                              Until one is committed there is always hesitant thoughts.
                              I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

                              This signature has been typed in front of a live studio audience.

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                                #135
                                Army Thread 13th Nov 2010

                                Hello Marioman, cold, dank day here. Was nice earlier and I managed to get to the beach with son and my hairy four legged critters. Thinking about lighting the fire and a warming dinner.
                                Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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