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    AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

    I know many of you missed roll call this morning and many of you are in sick bay. Sarge has asked Cookie to whip up some of his famous Chicken Shit Soup. I know when I caught that little rash in Tijuana last year Old Cooky's soup made me right as rain. Now get yerselfs some quality rest and the 20 mile march is canceled for today. I've also alerted sick bay and alerted Nurse Ivana Humpalot who will visit you in your quarters to take vital signs. I'm adding her pictures for security purposes...

    Ivana Humpalot

    Motivation:

    When the difficulties come, and pile so high on top of one another that you can't see the way forward, you have a choice. You can choose to give up, or you can choose to get stronger.
    You can choose to bury your dreams under impenetrable layers of worry and fear. Or you can choose to make those dreams even more magnificent and compelling so that you cannot resist being pulled forward by them.

    You can choose to feel sorry for yourself, or you can choose to feel the power of your true purpose. You can look for who is to blame, or you can look for ways to take full responsibility for the situation.

    This is your life, and even the difficult stretches are very much worth living. In fact, it is during the challenging times that you build new capacity for greater richness.

    When there is no obvious reason to be positive, choose to be more positive than ever before. Instead of being overwhelmed by the problems, choose to be energized by the positive possibilities hidden within them.

    Feel the genuine confidence that comes from knowing you always have a choice. And choose to live the positive value in whatever life may send.


    Healthy Lifestyle:


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    Would you take this substance or let your kids take it? Most likely you do. I have just described refined sugar.
    Today’s world is inundated with sugar. Most quick foods that fit into our hectic lifestyles have sugars. Simple sugars, refined sugars, hidden sugars, and even sugars that don’t look like sugars. Enough of the sweet stuff! Our ancestors didn’t have processed foods and they didn’t have a lot of health problems that plague today’s society. Sugar addiction is real and sugar addiction is dangerous. It is time to get back to eating healthy, natural foods.
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    Simple sugars mostly contain refined sugar which is not a food at all. Refined sugar is a manufactured chemical added to foods. Natural simple sugarslike honey and fruits, can be eaten in moderation with no adverse effects, but refined sugar is made by taking a natural food, chemically processing it, then boiling it, which destroys all vitamins and nutrients. As many as 64 vitamins and other nutrients are destroyed in this process. All liquid is removed through evaporation and a centrifuge machine, then the crystals are bleached white with animal bones such as pork or beef.
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    Exercise:


    It is STRONGLY recommended that you warn up before any exercise routine. Stretching is a great way to prepare:

    Stretching Exercises | LIVESTRONG.COM


    Recipe:


    Cooky's famous chichen soup receipes...

    Cookys.com - Recipes - Homemade Chicken Shit Noodle Soup
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    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

    #2
    AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

    Zenstyle;1005173 wrote: Dear Sarge,

    Where do you buy the chicken shit from? Publix doesn't have it. Will sparrow shit do?

    Thanks in advance.

    Private Zenstyle.

    Oh I see you got a question for Sarge. Listen to me Private Zenny and listen real good...IF IT FREAKING FLY'S AND IT SHITS IT'S GOOD TO GO IN SOUP. I don't care if you use a sparrow or a GAT DAMN TERADACTYL JUST GET IT IN YOUR GUT!!!
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      #3
      AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

      tues 11.20pm (putting the time cos were all over the time zones)
      hmm sugar sugar sugar.. i always get a bit confused about the whole sugar thing. im diabetic with my blood sugar levels controlled by insulin. now normal levels on the scale used in uk should be between 4 and 8 and thats what i aim for. more often than not im not too good... getting readings up to 20 then down to 4 or below (not good at all). i do wonder if this affects my moods/al cravings etc. i also think i crave sweet stuff sometimes but when i test my levels they are fine.... so that is totally a mind thing. dunno but it does continue to baffle me
      anyhow... good doggy walks and stretching for me. no afternoon naps and lots of postitive thinking .
      Today is the tomorrow i worried about yesterday and it turned out fine
      Keep passing the open windows

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        #4
        AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

        techie;1005186 wrote: Oh I see you got a question for Sarge. Listen to me Private Zenny and listen real good...IF IT FREAKING FLY'S AND IT SHITS IT'S GOOD TO GO IN SOUP. I don't care if you use a sparrow or a GAT DAMN TERADACTYL JUST GET IT IN YOUR GUT!!!
        Morning, Sarge, Morning troops. Sarge, are you trying to starve me? My weiro does the best she can but I'm darned if she can churn out enough to cook up a hearty soup. :H
        :h Mish :h
        sigpic
        Never give up...
        GET UP!!!

        AF since 25th November, 2011

        What might have been is an abstraction
        Remaining a perpetual possibility
        Only in a world of speculation.
        What might have been and what has been
        Point to one end, which is always present. T.S. Eliot

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          #5
          AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

          Tired day here today Sarge. Had to drive 3 hours in snow (in the mountains) for a doctor's appointment and I'm pooped.

          So tomorrow will get back at er! Will have a big salad and left over squah for supper. Then some yogurt with fresh fruit and almonds for dessert.

          Tea, bath, bed. No AL for this soldier!

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            #6
            AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

            spuddleduck;1005240 wrote: tues 11.20pm (putting the time cos were all over the time zones)
            hmm sugar sugar sugar.. i always get a bit confused about the whole sugar thing. im diabetic with my blood sugar levels controlled by insulin. now normal levels on the scale used in uk should be between 4 and 8 and thats what i aim for. more often than not im not too good... getting readings up to 20 then down to 4 or below (not good at all). i do wonder if this affects my moods/al cravings etc. i also think i crave sweet stuff sometimes but when i test my levels they are fine.... so that is totally a mind thing. dunno but it does continue to baffle me
            anyhow... good doggy walks and stretching for me. no afternoon naps and lots of postitive thinking .

            OK Spuds a good diet that eliminates all the junk helps us all. I'm going to attach a link below and I want you to listen the A/V portion. If you would like his book, I can zip-it in a pdf file for you and e-mail it you. I follow much of what he preaches. Also GREAT job on the walks and the stretching. Some babe on another thread got Sarge so worked up about her stretching Sarge had to take a benadryl. Keep making progress Private Spuds. Remind me tomorrow that we need to repaint your feathers camo! NOW MOVE OUT!!!

            Link...... Beyond Health - Your Ultimate Health Solution
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              #7
              AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

              Meech;1005248 wrote: Tired day here today Sarge. Had to drive 3 hours in snow (in the mountains) for a doctor's appointment and I'm pooped.

              So tomorrow will get back at er! Will have a big salad and left over squah for supper. Then some yogurt with fresh fruit and almonds for dessert.

              Tea, bath, bed. No AL for this soldier!


              :l:l There is NO alcohol allowed in this unit Private Meech. You have a GREAT night...hope you checked a parka outta the supply room!?
              Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                #8
                AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

                Private beagle reporting in sir, after being ambushed & kept as POW for past week sir. It was hell sir. But i didn't reveal the whereabouts of the boot camp sir, now matter how much they tortured me.....clipped my nails, squeezed my anal glands, even did a dental! but i didn't crack sir honest sir. Now i just gotta have a flea bath & get de-ticked. I might also have picked up hookworm sir so going to get my correct meds now sir.

                yesterday sir though, i DANCED. in my living room, to 80's tunes & vids on MTV.
                & i made hummous & ricotta & baked a ham sir that i then gorged on. thus rolled around beagle like in the evening.
                hope you're making it through this week alright sir with all that stuff that a Sarge has to do.

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                  #9
                  AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

                  beagle;1005322 wrote: Private beagle reporting in sir, after being ambushed & kept as POW for past week sir. It was hell sir. But i didn't reveal the whereabouts of the boot camp sir, now matter how much they tortured me.....clipped my nails, squeezed my anal glands, even did a dental! but i didn't crack sir honest sir. Now i just gotta have a flea bath & get de-ticked. I might also have picked up hookworm sir so going to get my correct meds now sir.

                  yesterday sir though, i DANCED. in my living room, to 80's tunes & vids on MTV.
                  & i made hummous & ricotta & baked a ham sir that i then gorged on. thus rolled around beagle like in the evening.
                  hope you're making it through this week alright sir with all that stuff that a Sarge has to do.

                  Private Beags happy to have you back. For your exceptional fortitude under hostile enemy conditions you get an extra serving of Cooky's soup. Now listen Private there's NO Gat Damn dancin in Sarge's unit, unless you boogie with ole Sarge. Now if you ever heard Sarge's cover of Lipps Inc. "Funky Town", or Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time" I think you'd be impressed. Old Sarge loved the 80's. Oh hell in those days I coulda used me another nostril. NOW GET IN YOUR UNIFORM AND BE IN FORMATION AT 0600 hrs.
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                    #10
                    AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

                    HahahahahahahaahahaROFLMFAO......Techie your alter-ego Sarge is so GAD DAMN funny....uhhoohh, now He'll make me do twenty push-ups, the beep test x 10; drag a log along the beach; and repeat till death...well what did I expect:upset::upset::new:
                    I am a part of the family of humanity. Not one person on this earth is a stranger to me. Rev. Ted Noffs

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                      #11
                      AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

                      Quarters are all sparkling, Sarge. Toenails filed and painted in regulation Cayenne Mix. Lovely Mango and almonds and Weiro Poo Soup for lunch. Love the 80's also Sarge, but you can't go past jiving beside the pool.
                      Is singing allowed,Sir? I actually found myself cutting loose for the first time in I don't know how long while I was vacuuming. I rather enjoyed it, and my empty weiro joined in.
                      :h Mish :h
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                      Never give up...
                      GET UP!!!

                      AF since 25th November, 2011

                      What might have been is an abstraction
                      Remaining a perpetual possibility
                      Only in a world of speculation.
                      What might have been and what has been
                      Point to one end, which is always present. T.S. Eliot

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                        #12
                        AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

                        Was VERY good all day, LOADS of healthy food ALL day and had fried egg and chips at 10.30 pm...

                        Awaiting punishment Sir..
                        "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

                        AF 10th May 2010
                        NF 12th May 2010

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                          #13
                          AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

                          one2many;1005362 wrote:

                          Awaiting punishment Sir..
                          Don't encourage him please soldier.

                          Life was a bit of an obstacle course today Sarge.

                          Carb cravings treated with L-Glut ....very effective.
                          Exercise crammed in around the edges to say the very least, but a long late walk was had.

                          I'm hitting my bunk folks
                          If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                          Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                            #14
                            AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

                            A VERY good morning to ALL of you. Sarge is in fine spirits today. Why hell he had a pint of spirits before chow. Private Saff I do believe you were mocking Sarge. Perhaps being forced to listen to Peaches & Herb's "Reunited" on a constant loop would teach you some RESPECT. Now Private Mish regulations state that you must use OD Green on yer nails. GET WITH THE PROGRAM. Private Oney you're doin fine. However watch the cholesterol or YOUR ARTERIES WILL LOOK LIKE CHAPSTICKS! Private Jones OUTSTANDING work as always. Report to Sarges room at 2200 hours in that little camo latex thing you wore the other night. MIND YERSELVES SOLDIERS. I'm just preparing Jones for a Clandestine operation. IT NEED TO KNOW ONLY....AND YOU BUTT WIPES DON'T NEED TO KNOW....NOW MOVE OUT!!!

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                              #15
                              AF BOOT CAMP DAY 7 (Got Guts?)

                              Not doing so good Sarge...
                              :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

                              Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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