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    AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

    I'm baaaack you miserable bunch of methane producing pustules. So ya thought you had some time to slack off did ya? WELL NOW YER GONNA PAY....BIG TIME. Now I noticed a few of you boot lickers maintained the program while I was off exfoliating in a Scottsdale spa, so there will be some field promotions next week, So ya all wanna know where Sarge was. Well he was in HELL you sack of termites. NOW I WANT FULL REPORTS SO MOVE YOUR LAZY BUTTS OUT!

    Special recognition to Privates...Zenny, Jones, Oney, Choochie, Beagle, Spuds, and Pyle.

    Sarge sez: Life is short, God's way of encouraging a bit of focus.

    Motivation:


    When the difficulties come, and pile so high on top of one another that you can't see the way forward, you have a choice. You can choose to give up, or you can choose to get stronger.
    You can choose to bury your dreams under impenetrable layers of worry and fear. Or you can choose to make those dreams even more magnificent and compelling so that you cannot resist being pulled forward by them.

    You can choose to feel sorry for yourself, or you can choose to feel the power of your true purpose. You can look for who is to blame, or you can look for ways to take full responsibility for the situation.

    This is your life, and even the difficult stretches are very much worth living. In fact, it is during the challenging times that you build new capacity for greater richness.

    When there is no obvious reason to be positive, choose to be more positive than ever before. Instead of being overwhelmed by the problems, choose to be energized by the positive possibilities hidden within them.

    Feel the genuine confidence that comes from knowing you always have a choice. And choose to live the positive value in whatever life may send.



    Healthy Lifestyle:


    Top supplements for immune support


    Advanced Immune Support
    - Combination of mushrooms and astragalus to increase NK cell activity and immune support. One capsule twice daily.
    Probiotics - Beneficial bacteria/flora to help achieve and support optimal immune function. One to six daily depending on symptoms.
    Vitamin C - Fights infections and facilitates healing. Lessens symptoms and severity of colds and flu. 2,000 mg to 10,000 daily as tolerated.
    Vitamin D - "antiThe biotic vitamin". Critical to optimal immune function. 5,000 IU daily through cold and flu season.
    N-acetyl-cysteine - Suppresses cold and flu symptoms and reduces mucous accumulation. 1,500 mg - 6,000 mg daily.
    Olive Leaf Extract - Potent antibacterial, antimicrobial and antifungal. Olive leaf is a natural antibiotic agent. 500 mg - 3,000 mg daily.
    Oregacillin - Potent antimicrobial. Supports respiratory health. 900 mg daily.
    Transfer Factor
    - Colostrum. Ensures a strong immune system. 200 mg three times daily.
    Zinc
    - For optimal immune function and to facilitate healing. 50 mg daily.
    Selenium
    - To lessen severity of illness, reduce cytokine storm, and support immunity. 200 mcg daily.
    Elderberry
    - Anti-inflammatory. Reduces aches, pain and fever.
    Argentyn 23
    - For relief of or to ward off cold/flu. Spray in throat up to three times daily.


    Exercise Du Jour:



    style="font-family: Arial;">Remember the way to burn fat is through healthy diet and exercise. Here is some GREAT aerobic exercise tips...


    http://www.livestrong.com/article/250916-excerises-that-burn-fat/



    Recipe:



    http://www.eatbetteramerica.com/reci...the-grill.aspx




    Prep Time:20 min
    Start to Finish:1 hr
    makes:6 servings

    1cup uncooked long-grain brown rice2 3/4cups water8medium green onions, chopped (1/2 cup)2cloves garlic, finely chopped1cup chicken broth1 1/2lb uncooked turkey breast slices, about 1/4 inch thick, cut into 3x1/4x1/4-inch strips2teaspoons grated lemon peel1/3cup lemon juice1tablespoon capers, rinsed, drained1/4teaspoon pepper3tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
    1.Cook brown rice in water as directed on package; drain if necessary.2.In 12-inch skillet, cook onions, garlic and broth over medium heat about 3 minutes, stirring occasionally, until onions are tender.3.Stir in turkey. Cook 3 minutes, stirring occasionally.4.Stir in cooked rice and remaining ingredients except parsley. Cook about 3 minutes, stirring occasionally, until rice is hot and turkey is no longer pink in center. Remove from heat. Stir in parsley.
    Prep Time:20 min
    Start to Finish:1 hr
    makes:6 servings

    1cup uncooked long-grain brown rice2 3/4cups water8medium green onions, chopped (1/2 cup)2cloves garlic, finely chopped1cup chicken broth1 1/2lb uncooked turkey breast slices, about 1/4 inch thick, cut into 3x1/4x1/4-inch strips2teaspoons grated lemon peel1/3cup lemon juice1tablespoon capers, rinsed, drained1/4teaspoon pepper3tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
    1.Cook brown rice in water as directed on package; drain if necessary.2.In 12-inch skillet, cook onions, garlic and broth over medium heat about 3 minutes, stirring occasionally, until onions are tender.3.Stir in turkey. Cook 3 minutes, stirring occasionally.4.Stir in cooked rice and remaining ingredients except parsley. Cook about 3 minutes, stirring occasionally, until rice is hot and turkey is no longer pink in center. Remove from heat. Stir in parsley.


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    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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    AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

    Private Zenners getting ripped. Follow her lead people!!!
    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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      AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

      Oi!!!!!! Wheres my recognition???????? Sure all I've done is heckle the crap outta everyone, but in some countries thats an olympic sport!!!!!
      I am a part of the family of humanity. Not one person on this earth is a stranger to me. Rev. Ted Noffs

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        AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

        And another thing, insubordination gives you something to do you old terrorist
        I am a part of the family of humanity. Not one person on this earth is a stranger to me. Rev. Ted Noffs

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          AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

          sapphire1;1007228 wrote: And another thing, insubordination gives you something to do you old terrorist

          AT EASE soldier. you are being field promoted on Monday. It was to be a surprise announcement and ceremony, but since your goin all napalm on me...Well now you know!!!

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            AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

            Sorry for being AWOL Sarge, but I have been on a very important Mishn, Sir.
            Physical activities have included making sure the Quarters and Patrol Vehicle are running efficiently and are presenting with a mirror-like finish.
            Mess hall is adequately stocked with healthy foods and supplements.
            Have attended Top Secret meetings with Addiction Specialists who have prescribed enough artillary and munitions to knock the enemy on the head, Sir.
            Having range tested these I spent yesterday in sick bay and was unable to attend roll call.
            Disappointed to have been left off field promotions, Sir. :upset::upset::upset:
            :h Mish :h
            sigpic
            Never give up...
            GET UP!!!

            AF since 25th November, 2011

            What might have been is an abstraction
            Remaining a perpetual possibility
            Only in a world of speculation.
            What might have been and what has been
            Point to one end, which is always present. T.S. Eliot

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              AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

              Mishmash;1007267 wrote: Sorry for being AWOL Sarge, but I have been on a very important Mishn, Sir.
              Physical activities have included making sure the Quarters and Patrol Vehicle are running efficiently and are presenting with a mirror-like finish.
              Mess hall is adequately stocked with healthy foods and supplements.
              Have attended Top Secret meetings with Addiction Specialists who have prescribed enough artillary and munitions to knock the enemy on the head, Sir.
              Having range tested these I spent yesterday in sick bay and was unable to attend roll call.
              Disappointed to have been left off field promotions, Sir. :upset::upset::upset:

              EXCELLENT report Private Mish. It looks like you're making steady improvement. I'm proud of you Mish. Sarge's message is being interpreted incorrectly. The field promotions are a separate special ceremony next week beginning Monday. NOW read Sarge's message again. Sarge will make sure his assistant Miss Ty P. Oh ensures all future correspondence is CLEAR and CONCISE! NOW MOVE OUT!!!



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                AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

                Yes, Sarge, thank you Sarge.
                And I thought you did your own research and typing Sarge. I didn't realise you had an assistant and have been crediting you with all the work. No wonder I thought you're just about superman.
                All the same, good job on this thread, Sarge. It's really making me think. Bac is messing with my head, but this does keep me focused.
                :h Mish :h
                sigpic
                Never give up...
                GET UP!!!

                AF since 25th November, 2011

                What might have been is an abstraction
                Remaining a perpetual possibility
                Only in a world of speculation.
                What might have been and what has been
                Point to one end, which is always present. T.S. Eliot

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                  AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

                  Hang in there Private Mish. Remember we're on a mission here, and you're on a Mishn. So we'll team together so we can keep our focus. It's all about determination. I see good things coming your way. That's all soldier. NOW MOVE!!!

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                    AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

                    Sarge, head start on my workout.

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                      AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

                      Choochie;1007302 wrote: Sarge, head start on my workout.


                      AlRIGHT PRIVATE YOU GET A WEEKEND PASS AND SPEND IT EATIN AT THAT GI DANG GOLDEN CORRAL? I WANT YOU SWEATIN TO THE OLDIES. On second thought make that SWEATIN to any GAD DAMN THINK THEY PLAY. NOW MOVE SOLDIER...move move move!!!
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                        AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

                        OK you bunch of lazy goof offs. Starting at 0500 hours, Nurse Jones is taking vitals, and labs. I THINK YOU'VE BEEN CHEATIN A BIT ON OLD SARGE. My goodness Private Choochie goes from babe to lookin like a pair of panty hose filled with tennis balls? I WANT ANSWERS. NOW GET WITH THE PROGRAM OR THE PROGRAM AIN'T FOR YOU. Now where in the hell did i put my bag of doritos...hmm Choochie???

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                          AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

                          Private Choochie reporting for duty Sir. Actually, Sir, I think it looks like basketballs instead of tennis balls.:H This woman has her work cut out for her wouldn't you say, Sarge?

                          Healthy day ahead Sir. The regular organic fresh eats Sir, along with some kind of exercise, Sir. Hope you get that rash under control, Sir. Oh, and thanks for the motivation today - really good stuff. Most of all, though, thanks for the good laughs, Sir!!

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                            AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

                            4.15 pm. spuds on parade sir. well actually spuds under duvet sir. telly watching exercises. keeping up with the dog walking and stretching but have to have my snuggle relax time as well. have a roast beef dinner to look forward to tomorrow.... cooked by mr spuds... complete with roast spuds (ouch) and yorkshire pudding.... mmmmmmmm. practicing positive thinking all the way.
                            thanks for keeping us motivated sir
                            Today is the tomorrow i worried about yesterday and it turned out fine
                            Keep passing the open windows

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                              AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

                              spuddleduck;1007678 wrote: 4.15 pm. spuds on parade sir. well actually spuds under duvet sir. telly watching exercises. keeping up with the dog walking and stretching but have to have my snuggle relax time as well. have a roast beef dinner to look forward to tomorrow.... cooked by mr spuds... complete with roast spuds (ouch) and yorkshire pudding.... mmmmmmmm. practicing positive thinking all the way.
                              thanks for keeping us motivated sir

                              Private Spuds I'm impressed with your progress. Make sure you're lengthening those dog walks every other. It might be a good idea to go back out after returning the pooch and taking another brisk stroll. BTW, make sure you go easy on the spuds Spuds and absolutely no suds Spuds. I think you are good to go. Have a GREAT evening!


                              ****ATTENTION****



                              Sarge has some wonderful news to report. As you know our company nurse Private Jones cat went missing after a vicious attack by dogs some time ago. Her cat returned home yesterday evening. I'm sending Private Jones and her son all of our well wishes and feelings of joy. This is an amazing story of one kitty's resilience, courage, and love. Jones we would love to adopt your kitty as our official company mascot. We hope you will do us the honor.

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                              Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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