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    #46
    AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

    sapphire1;1008042 wrote: Checking in Sir. Ate whole pizza last night Sir. Busted the low card, mostly raw food diet in a big way. Back to the grindstone today. One hour on exercise bike, doing intense interval training; 20 mins weight training, including bench press, clean and press, bent over rows and squats Sir. Gotta sore bum Sir!! Mainly from kicking it myself Sir. Off for a 20km bike ride Sir. Check back in this afternoon if I'm still breathing Sir!

    Sarge can't believe what he's reading in this report. A whole pizza??? Ah hell Saffy it reminds me of my tour of duty in Italy. I was with this little bit of hussy. We'd hit the canals of Venice and eat pizza all day. She ate tons of pizza. Sarge had to sell his gold pinkie ring just to keep er fed. While taking a canal ride our Gondolier sang her a love song I wrote. She had put on twenty beautiful pounds in a week. It a went like this...

    When the calories hit your thighs like x-tra large pizza pies
    That's amore
    When you a can't buckle you belt as you watch the cheese melt
    That's amore
    Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling

    And you'll sing "pizza with the works on it"

    Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay

    Then you'll need a high colonic


    We kissed. She belched. Gosh those lips with just a HINT OF GARLIC made me weak in the knees. She stayed behind in Naples as I left....Oh jeez Saffy, I'm dumpin on ya some heavy stuff. Just get back on your EXCELLENT health regimen. I need you in formation at 0500 hours. Kick butt on that bike!!!
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      #47
      AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

      Miss Behaving;1008063 wrote: Yessir! ready and waiting sir!!!

      (but please sir, TF is my soul sister) so my loyalty is to her sir. Sisterhood comes first sir. Hope you get that sir as loyalty is my number one call on the button, and my sisters have my first call!

      UNDERSTOOD Private. I don't want your loyalty compromised on this perhaps misguided covert mission. Would a fifty dollar Starbucks gift card change you mind. ONLY KIDDING. Private Saffy just graduate sniper school so we'll run the mission by her.
      Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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        #48
        AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

        techie;1008071 wrote: Sarge can't believe what he's reading in this report. A whole pizza??? Ah hell Saffy it reminds me of my tour of duty in Italy. I was with this little bit of hussy. We'd hit the canals of Venice and eat pizza all day. She ate tons of pizza. Sarge had to sell his gold pinkie ring just to keep er fed. While taking a canal ride our Gondolier sang her a love song I wrote. She had put on twenty beautiful pounds in a week. It a went like this...

        When the calories hit your thighs like x-tra large pizza pies
        That's amore
        When you a can't buckle you belt as you watch the cheese melt
        That's amore
        Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling

        And you'll sing "pizza with the works on it"

        Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay

        Then you'll need a high colonic


        We kissed. She belched. Gosh those lips with just a HINT OF GARLIC made me weak in the knees. She stayed behind in Naples as I left....Oh jeez Saffy, I'm dumpin on ya some heavy stuff. Just get back on your EXCELLENT health regimen. I need you in formation at 0500 hours. Kick butt on that bike!!!

        :H:H:H:H:H

        Miss Behaving;1008063 wrote:
        Yessir! ready and waiting sir!!!

        (but please sir, TF is my soul sister) so my loyalty is to her sir. Sisterhood comes first sir. Hope you get that sir as loyalty is my number one call on the button, and my sisters have my first call!
        Saffy, Good call. zwink:
        :h Mish :h
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        GET UP!!!

        AF since 25th November, 2011

        What might have been is an abstraction
        Remaining a perpetual possibility
        Only in a world of speculation.
        What might have been and what has been
        Point to one end, which is always present. T.S. Eliot

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          #49
          AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

          Miss Behaving;1008063 wrote: Yessir! ready and waiting sir!!!

          (but please sir, TF is my soul sister) so my loyalty is to her sir. Sisterhood comes first sir. Hope you get that sir as loyalty is my number one call on the button, and my sisters have my first call!
          yeah thats right Missy,if that Techie got chopped up by Tawny, then he prolly deserved it!!!!! Dont tell Sarge I said that, hes on my case at the moment on account of the pizza episode:H:H
          I am a part of the family of humanity. Not one person on this earth is a stranger to me. Rev. Ted Noffs

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            #50
            AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)




            Well here is your mascot folks.
            All camo'd up and ready for manouvres (well maybe in a week or so)

            I still can't believe she's back.
            She is indestructable
            If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
            Rejoined life 20/5/19

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              #51
              AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

              and even wrapped up in camoflauge sheets!!!:H:H

              You and the cat rock Bridge!!!!
              Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

              Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                #52
                AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

                AWWWWW...........I love your kitty, Bridge. So happy for you. Can you protect her from the bad dogs so she won't have to go through that again? Hope so. I have 4 cats and love them so much - used to be a dog person until I discovered kitties. Still love dogs, but there's nothing like cats if you really get to know them.:l

                Sarge, reporting for duty - healthy day planned today, Sir. Trip to Whole Foods to pick up week's rations.

                Over and Out Sir.

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                  #53
                  AF BOOT CAMP DAY 9 (BADLANDS)

                  Morning troops.

                  Full stock of mess planned for today, this time moving to organic produce where possible.

                  Today brings an opportunity for a good hard exercise routine, and a lot of incidental activity.

                  Team mascot is thriving, and eating her own body weight in high quality puddy tucker.

                  Thanks so much for your kind words folks.
                  If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                  Rejoined life 20/5/19

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