Sarge can't believe what he's reading in this report. A whole pizza??? Ah hell Saffy it reminds me of my tour of duty in Italy. I was with this little bit of hussy. We'd hit the canals of Venice and eat pizza all day. She ate tons of pizza. Sarge had to sell his gold pinkie ring just to keep er fed. While taking a canal ride our Gondolier sang her a love song I wrote. She had put on twenty beautiful pounds in a week. It a went like this...
When the calories hit your thighs like x-tra large pizza pies
That's amore
When you a can't buckle you belt as you watch the cheese melt
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "pizza with the works on it"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Then you'll need a high colonic
We kissed. She belched. Gosh those lips with just a HINT OF GARLIC made me weak in the knees. She stayed behind in Naples as I left....Oh jeez Saffy, I'm dumpin on ya some heavy stuff. Just get back on your EXCELLENT health regimen. I need you in formation at 0500 hours. Kick butt on that bike!!! Attached files [img]/converted_files/1434694=5823-attachment.jpg[/img]
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