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    AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

    I've noticed that too many of you have been slacking off. Actually, Nurse Jones passed me the medical reports from your recent weigh ins. I'm APETERED AND APPAULD. I'm here every day pumpin out advice to inspire you to reach you goals. What do I get in return? BAD DANG REPORTS! Well guess what people. I've invited my west coast peer Staff Sargent R S Whole to lead your exercise program today. BTW, IF ANYONE SEES THAT PRIVATE MISS BEHAVIN TELL HER I HAVE THE MP's OUT LOOKIN FOR HER!!! NOW MOVE YOUR BUTTS PEOPLE...

    Sarge Sez: The only way some of you are going to lose weight is if your poached for ivory.

    Motivation: (please read)
    You deserve
    You deserve the best in life. And you deserve the experience of creating it. You are worthy of a life that's rich and filled with meaning. And you are worthy of working through the difficult challenges to make that life a reality.

    At any given moment, including this moment right now, you are fully deserving of life's greatest experiences. It is never too early and it is never too late to fully feel how it feels to be uniquely alive.

    You deserve to be extraordinarily happy in your own special way. And you deserve to realize and to understand that you are the only person who can choose to let that happiness flow.

    You deserve to find the strength within yourself to triumph over difficult challenges. You deserve to feel the sense of accomplishment that comes from a job well done.

    You deserve whatever you truly desire and whatever you most authentically imagine. Get busy now, with a love of the possibilities, and give yourself what you deserve.

    Healthy Lifestyle:


    OMEGA 3's For Eye Health


    WEDNESDAY, Dec. 1 (HealthDay News) -- Eating a diet rich in omega-3 fatty acids appears to protect seniors against the onset of a serious eye disease known as age-related macular degeneration (AMD), a new analysis indicates.
    "Our study corroborates earlier findings that eating omega-3-rich fish and shellfish may protect against advanced AMD," study lead author Sheila K. West, of the Wilmer Eye Institute at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine in Baltimore, said in a news release from the American Academy of Ophthalmology.
    "While participants in all groups, including controls, averaged at least one serving of fish or shellfish per week, those who had advanced AMD were significantly less likely to consume high omega-3 fish and seafood," she added.
    The observations are published in the December issue of Ophthalmology
    .n>
    West and her colleagues based their findings on a fresh analysis of a one-year dietary survey conducted in the early 1990s. The poll involved nearly 2,400 seniors between the ages of 65 and 84 living in Maryland's Eastern Shore region, where fish and shellfish are eaten routinely.
    After their food intake was assessed, participants underwent eye exams. About 450 had AMD, including 68 who had an advanced stage of the disease, which can lead to severe vision impairment or blindness.
    In the United States, AMD is the major cause of blindness in whites, according to background information in the news release.
    Prior evidence suggested that dietary zinc is similarly protective against AMD, so the researchers looked to see if zinc consumption from a diet of oysters and crabs reduced risk of AMD, but no such association was seen.
    However, the study authors theorized that the low dietary zinc levels relative to zinc supplements could account for the absence of such a link.
    Anand Swaroop, chief of the neurobiology, neuro-degeneration, and repair laboratory at the U.S. National Eye Institute, interpreted the findings with caution.
    "It does make huge sense theoretically," he said. "Photoreceptors have a very high concentration of a specific type of fatty acids and lipids, relative to many other cell types. So it would make sense that omega-3 consumption would be beneficial. The theory is sound."
    "However, I wouldn't want people to start taking grams of omega-3 to protect against AMD based on this finding because I'm not really sure that this study has sufficient power to draw any conclusions," Swaroop added. "This is just a one-year analysis and AMD is a long-term disease. The correlation is important, and it should be explored further. But we need larger studies with longer term follow-up before being able to properly assess the impact."
    More information
    For more on age-related macular degeneration, visit the U.S. National Eye Institute.

    Healthy Lifestyle part 2:

    More on Vitamin D from WebMD

    New Vitamin D and Calcium Recommendations: Experts Weigh In


    I pulled this from Dr. Ronald Hoffman's blog. Dr. Hoffman is a leader in alternative medicine...also Techie has received a large number of tweets on the Vitamin D issue. He will try and parse through the chatter and post anything of significance in the coming days!


    Dr. Hoffman Article on Vitamin D Featured in Medical Journal

    ng>Posted on Wednesday 4/7
    It's been a while since I've posted on my blog site here at drhoffman.com, but I've been busy with a couple of projects, including an article I wrote for a medical journal on vitamin D.


    There's been a revolution in understanding vitamin D's role in health, and I'm happy to have been in the vanguard. Clinical Advisor is a journal directed at Physician Assistants and Nurse Practitioners. Especially with the advent of Obamacare, like it or not, there will not be enough doctors to service the huge influx of newly-insured patients. And with the emphasis on preventive care, PA's and NP's will be in an excellent position to test for vitamin D and initiate supplementation.
    I hope this article goes a long way toward clearing up misconceptions about the toxicity of high-dose vitamin D, and introducing more front-line health care practitioners to its vast potential for prevention and healing.
    "What Lies Behind the Vitamin D Revolution" is written for a professional audience, and is a little technical, but astute readers can learn a lot by accessing it at What lies behind the ?vitamin D revolution? - The Clinical Advisor


    OK Sarge invited me here today because you slimeballs need some xtra MO...TIVATION. Now give me a minute to get outta uniform and into my spandex...

    west coast swing boot camp exercises - Google Search

    for those that don't swing dance like your Sarge (psst he was a former break dancer) here is something to get the heart pumpin...

    Pilates for Beginners | LIVESTRONG.COM
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    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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    AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

    Hi Techie Beckie, hope all is well with you and yours

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      AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

      WANNA It's so good to see you. Get yer yellow face back here more often. Things are OK on the personal front. Wifeless but not lifeless. Making progress with young daughter. Hope you're well and that things are constantly improving. Miss seeing those cute pics of your boy. See ya soon...Techie
      Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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        AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

        Up early (new habit, that) and medical tent in order sir.

        Full count of all medical supplies and stocktake reveals several tubes of medical lubricant missing SIR.

        Information required re above troups ??????

        Sarge ?????
        If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
        Rejoined life 20/5/19

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          AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

          wannachange;1014540 wrote: Hi Techie Beckie, hope all is well with you and yours

          Wanna !

          Where have you been dude ?
          If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
          Rejoined life 20/5/19

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            AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

            Been Bad Sarge, will do better tomorrow Sarge....

            I love the bit about deserving..I need to brush up on my "deserving" skills..
            "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

            AF 10th May 2010
            NF 12th May 2010

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              AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

              byebyebridgetjones;1014550 wrote: Up early (new habit, that) and medical tent in order sir.

              Full count of all medical supplies and stocktake reveals several tubes of medical lubricant missing SIR.

              Information required re above troups ??????

              Sarge ?????

              Jeepers Creepers Jonsey for cryin out loud its TROOPS NOT TROUPES. THIS IS THE ARMY NOT THE DAG BLAMMED CIRQUE DU SOLEIL. Now I need you to keep that lubricant thing close to your vest. Oh hell Jones remember when you were close to my vest? Ah jeez Jones give me a minute to compose myself....misty watercolored memories of the way we....Damn IT! Nurse Jones I need you sticking to AR315 (AR = Army regulation) when passin sensitive information on the company bulletin board. Now if you would fetch me the stats on Private Oney's last weigh in I'd appreciate it.
              psst, I'll be in my tent at 2200 hours...just bring one tube, k? Attached files [img]/converted_files/1443375=5823-attachment.jpg[/img]
              Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

                WHAT shennannigans is this then eh?????? Gad dang it.....Sarge you are so sprung my friend!!! Methinks the least you can do is give me leave of absence today SIR. If this is not forthcoming, Saff will have no choice but to report you to General I Dont Give a Fusk Anyway Laughalot. Get back to me a.s.a.p. Sarge, you are in deep doo doos (thanks Froglet)
                I am a part of the family of humanity. Not one person on this earth is a stranger to me. Rev. Ted Noffs

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                  AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

                  sapphire1;1014602 wrote: WHAT shennannigans is this then eh?????? Gad dang it.....Sarge you are so sprung my friend!!! Methinks the least you can do is give me leave of absence today SIR. If this is not forthcoming, Saff will have no choice but to report you to General I Dont Give a Fusk Anyway Laughalot. Get back to me a.s.a.p. Sarge, you are in deep doo doos (thanks Froglet)

                  Oh good morning Private Saff. You look extremely ravishing today. I want you taking it easy. If there IS ANYTHING you need, why Old Sarge will be more than HAPPY to oblige. Hey Cooky put an extra ration of them there cinnamon buns on fer our gorgeous Private Sap. Report back tomorrow Private.
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                  Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                    AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

                    techie;1014608 wrote: Oh good morning Private Saff. You look extremely ravishing today. I want you taking it easy. If there IS ANYTHING you need, why Old Sarge will be more than HAPPY to oblige. Hey Cooky put an extra ration of them there cinnamon buns on fer our gorgeous Private Sap. Report back tomorrow Private.
                    Bloody crawler Sarge. O.K. I accept your terms but I dont like cinnamon buns...not a sweet tooth Sarge. Get Cooket to whip up a tasty Sczeuchan Squid dish and you have a deal!!!!!!
                    I am a part of the family of humanity. Not one person on this earth is a stranger to me. Rev. Ted Noffs

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                      AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

                      sapphire1;1014611 wrote: Bloody crawler Sarge. O.K. I accept your terms but I dont like cinnamon buns...not a sweet tooth Sarge. Get Cooket to whip up a tasty Sczeuchan Squid dish and you have a deal!!!!!!


                      No problem Saff. Cooky just got a fresh squid in from off your coast!!!

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                      Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                        AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

                        So now we're misappropriating Cooky's supplies as well ?


                        I have spent so much time in Sarge's tent last month, I've got soldiers perishing all around me.
                        Off doing the Frank and Margaret we were.

                        Desertion, that's what that is.
                        If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                        Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                          AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

                          techie;1014620 wrote: No problem Saff. Cooky just got a fresh squid in from off your coast!!!

                          wowsers Sarge, that squid is ginormous:thanks:
                          I am a part of the family of humanity. Not one person on this earth is a stranger to me. Rev. Ted Noffs

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                            AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

                            byebyebridgetjones;1014623 wrote: So now we're misappropriating Cooky's supplies as well ?


                            I have spent so much time in Sarge's tent last month, I've got soldiers perishing all around me.
                            Off doing the Frank and Margaret we were.

                            Desertion, that's what that is.

                            Ah shucks Jonesy YOU PROMISED we didn't have to involve another couple next time. Well, come to think of it that Margaret was quite a hottie...uh sorry Jones. I guess I'll think on it a bit more. See ya later.
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                              AF BOOT CAMP DAY 19 (Mission: Missing Missy)

                              Come ON.
                              I need another couple involved.
                              I'm exhausted.
                              A girl can't do 'double shifts' forever y'know.
                              If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                              Rejoined life 20/5/19

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