1. Life is absurdly short regardless of your spiritual viewpoint or circumstances.
2. For some, your life discussed in past tense is as forgettable as a newspaper story.
3. There are no rewards for a death related to alcohol - there are no cirrosis medals - and if anything some people may be bemused and confused about how it even happened to you.
4. You are beautiful in your own way and somebody out there thinks you are beautiful too even if you don't think your are.
5. Your life was never meant to go down this road. You've been on the A723 when you should have been on the M1.
6. Your young sons, daughters, grandsons/daughters, nieces, nephews, godsons and daughters see you as beautiful - why not see yourself like they see you?
7. Virility - come on... the sex is so much better without the junk.
8. You may look great on the outside but chances are you look like shit on the inside.
9. People will trust and respect you more if you don't have broken veins and unnaturally rosy cheeks.
10. Chances are you won't take yourself too seriously if you abstain - isn't taking everything seriously the bane of the drinker?
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