Bridge - it's all really lovely. If you do the Beetroot dip, add some ground cumin and coriander for the Turkish flavour. Bloody lovely. You can come and have some - just don't stay for a bloody week. And DON'T try to do me a favour by defrosting my fridge. OR washing my curtains.
No I won't do your housework for you, but I will create a lot of it.
I'll stay so long, that we'll have to end up having one of those uncomfortable little convos about when I'm moving on.
Then when you finally get rid of me, we'll never speak again, just in case I put it on you to come again.
Right-O ?
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