G'Day..........

[TheKanga]

Nothin' else...........just G'Day.....

[TheKanga]

G'Day..........

Kate Mate!

All I can say for now is G'Day.......I'm experiencing life as you would never believe.

Just touchin' base for now.

I have said it before....I will say it again.....YOU ARE A BLOODY BREATH OF FRESH AIR LOVE.

Okay, I'll try...........

How dee doo da?

[TheKanga]

G'Day..........

How to Live

Eat lots of steak and salmon and Thai curry and mu shu
pork and fresh green beans and baked potatoes
and fresh strawberries with vanilla ice cream.
Kick-box three days a week. Stay strong and lean.
Go fly-fishing every chance you get, with friends

who'll teach you secrets of the stream. Play guitar
in a rock band. Read Dostoyevsky, Whitman, Kafka,
Shakespeare, Twain. Collect Uncle Scrooge comics.
See Peckinpah's Straw Dogs, and everything Monty Python made.
Love freely. Treat ex-partners as kindly

as you can. Wish them as well as you're able.
Snorkel with moray eels and yellow tangs. Watch
spinner dolphins earn their name as your panga slam-
bams over glittering seas. Try not to lie; it sours
the soul. But being a patsy sours it too. If you cause

a car wreck, and aren't hurt, but someone is, apologize
silently. Learn from your mistake. Walk gratefully
away. Let your insurance handle it. Never drive drunk.
Don't be a drunk, or any kind of "aholic." It's bad
English, and bad news. Don't berate yourself. If you lose

a game or prize you've earned, remember the winners
history forgets. Remember them if you do win. Enjoy
success. Have kids if you want and can afford them,
but don't make them your reason-to-be. Spare them that
misery. Take them to the beach. Mail order sea

monkeys once in your life. Give someone the full-on
ass-kicking he (or she) has earned. Keep a box turtle
in good heath for twenty years. If you get sick, don't thrive
on suffering. There's nothing noble about pain. Die
if you need to, the best way you can. (You define best.)

Go to church if it helps you. Grow tomatoes to put store-
bought in perspective. Listen to Elvis and Bach. Unless
you're tone deaf, own Perlman's "Meditation from Thais."
Don't look for hidden meanings in a cardinal's song.
Don't think TV characters talk to you; that's crazy.

Don't be too sane. Work hard. Loaf easily. Have good
friends, and be good to them. Be immoderate
in moderation. Spend little time anesthetized. Dive
the Great Barrier Reef. Don't touch the coral. Watch
for sea snakes. Smile for the camera. Don't say "Cheese."

--Charles Harper Webb, Amplified Dog

[TheKanga]

G'Day..........

Why are you so petrified of cheesy?

Here, can you handle this......................

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[TheKanga]

G'Day..........

Sorry Kate..........

is this more fittin' for a lady such as yerself?

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[TheKanga]

G'Day..........

I'm waitin'..............................

In the meantime............

POEM ABOUT CHEESE

cheese is really tasty
almost as much as honey
but if you stick it up your nose
you'll look a little funny

[Allie]

G'Day..........

Nice to see you again Kanga --- sorry life has pulled you away. Love the cheese poem.... we need to think of a second verse?

So if a dont mind lookin funny,
with cheese stuck up yer nose,
You might just get more daring,
And stick it between yer toes!

[TheKanga]

G'Day..........

Allie yer a darlin'
and I wouldn't care a farthin'
if ye had cheese stuck in yer toes.
You're shrewd, yer smart, yer sophic
in fact, I might say
yer one top sheila with logic

[TheKanga]

G'Day..........

Ahem..........

Kate...........were you not off to check somethin'?

[lushy]

G'Day..........

Okay Kate and Kanga, it is about time you two finally showed up!!! Hmmpphhh. I was starting to think you did not like us anymore. :upset: :upset:

[TheKanga]

G'Day..........

G'Day Lush

It's not a case of well..........what you say............work commitments got in the way.............................

[Quiescent]

G'Day..........

The wedge became a wheel.....


and


wasn't that the best thing EVER invented!

[Helensback]

G'Day..........

Well

Pooper stinker.

I had a po-em that would make the young girls sing..........had it all written up and everything.

And I lost it in my inability to get the whole computer/communication thing.

For cryin' in the sink.....

Yup.

For cryin' in the sink.

[TheKanga]

G'Day..........

Helen, mate..........

Another one of your masterpieces................where do you get the time love?

[TheKanga]

G'Day..........

Kate!

I have just re-read your cheesey poem.

I now have the depth of understandin' required to absorb your meanin'

Kate your mind is certainly a unique instrument.

PS: Do you really do yucky stuff with cheese?