G'Day..........
Tawn can't write a cheesey poem doo dah doo dah
Tawn can't write a cheesey poem doo dah doo dah day
Tawn can't write a cheesey poem doo dah doo dah
Tawn can't write a cheesey poem doo dah doo dah day
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G'Day..........
Now just hold on a mo there,
The cheese from a goat
Makes this woman bloat.
A whole wheel of Brie
Will constipate me.
A large hunk of blue vein
Guarantees major brain strain.
Even asking for Caearphilly
Seems plain bloody silly ...
BUT
There's no cure for shingles
Like the yukky Kraft singles.
TawnComment
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Bravo!
:wd: :wd: :wd::k TheKangaComment
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Now Kanga, Kate, Allie & Tawney
That's more like it! What a way to start a morning, with a highly intellectually stimulating cheesey poem!
Love it,
Best"It wasn't all I wanted, but all I could stand!":bigwink: Alcohol free since April 8, 2008Comment
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and Tawny was certainly up to that cheesy task, um Kanga!Sunny days, sweeping the, clouds away. On my way, to where the air is sweeeet!!! Can you tell me how to get, how to get to......LOLComment
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Hey there that Kanga ...
I can do REAL cheesey: How about this, especially for you ... I think it has a certain Australian flavour ... (I did enlist the help of lovepoemgenerator ... but it's a thing of beauty)
My Love
Your skin glows like the watermelon, blossoms puce as the eucalyptus tree in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your didgeridoo voice and leaps like a wombat at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great emu wing.
I am comforted by your thongs that I carry into the twilight of vegemitebeams and hold next to my metatarsus.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of Fosters.
As my nose falls from my speedos, it reminds me of your kilt.
In the quiet, I listen for the last fart of the day.
My heated ear leaps to my cardigan. I wait in the moonlight for your secret pavlova so that we may shrink as one, knee to knee, in search of the magnificient red and mystical Holden ute of love.
That do anything for you???
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Um, Tawny and Kanga, you are AF, right?! :H
OK, while we are doing the cheesy poem thing ...
Chunder Challenge
These are the most disgusting rhymes
They'll make you wanna puke at times
So keep a bucket next to you
In case you get the urge to spew
But if you think you're tough enough
To swallow all this yucky stuff
Go right ahead and read on through
And try your hardest not to spew
And if by some amazing luck
You make it through without a chuck
You will be crowned the Prince of Hurl
Or Queen of Puke, if you're a Girl
Paddy
Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog -
eace:Comment
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Paddy!!!!
BRAVO!!!
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Author! Author!Comment
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Author - Yvanna Chunkalot ;-PPaddy
Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog -eace:Comment
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Beware the Camembert
There once was a large camembert
And on it was a great hairy bear
I looked close, you see
as it looked back at me
Then it carefully set the snare.Comment
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Oh Helen,
... you are so deeeeeep!
Thank you. I'm crying .... i think ...Comment
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A Praise to Cheese
John Landers
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There's nothing more
for me that pleases,
my palate like
all sorts of cheeses.
Whether chedder, munster,
or some swiss,
They put my tastebuds
in a state of bliss!
Its color is
a beautiful hue,
and never leaves me
feeling blue.
Oh cheese you make me
want to flip,
when your on my popcorn
my snack or chip.
I could sing your praises
in a song,
but then it would
just run to long.
So a toast to cheese
and a taste so real,
I think you now know
just how I feel.:h :h :h :hComment
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With Love
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Let's just keep bumbing these.......:h :h :h :hComment
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