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[byebyebridgetjones]

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tawnyfrog;1059906 wrote:
I've never given a fat rat's clacker about SV's day - have never sent nor received a commercially dictated token of love and affection. Makes me feel good.

Have you ever sent any non-commercial ones though ?
Dirty ones even :H


Ok I'm going .......

[Guitarista]

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Evening all,

Isn't V day tomorrow? Well i dunno.

How are you Beagle?

As for Techie, well, the kid's got it bad........

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Ah, there you are Mr G.
I've done my final rounds.
Temazepam for Raggsy in bed 4 so she'll calm down. Done.
You'll need to give Froglet in bed 6 a suppository first thing AM. Watch her. She's a biter.
Beagle has absconded, and will need to be rounded up by your night duty nurses. Restrain her this time.
Reggie, bed 8, men's ward, has a soft diet only, so remember the mashed bananas for breaky. And prunes. You know why.
Missy in bed 2 will be up early for physio....deep breathing and coughing exercises please.
Poor CW is obsessing about 'her handbags' again. Please provide reassurance that there are plenty of fossils out there on offer.


Well done lad. Here are the drug cabinet keys. Don't go home with them.


Sister Bridget.

[Guitarista]

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byebyebridgetjones;1059932 wrote: Ah, there you are Mr G.
I've done my final rounds.
Temazepam for Raggsy in bed 4 so she'll calm down. Done.
You'll need to give Froglet in bed 6 a suppository first thing AM. Watch her. She's a biter.
Beagle has absconded, and will need to be rounded up by your night duty nurses. Restrain her this time.
Reggie, bed 8, men's ward, has a soft diet only, so remember the mashed bananas for breaky. And prunes. You know why.
Missy in bed 2 will be up early for physio....deep breathing and coughing exercises please.
Poor CW is obsessing about 'her handbags' again. Please provide reassurance that there are plenty of fossils out there on offer.


Well done lad. Here are the drug cabinet keys. Don't go home with them.


Sister Bridget.

Thanks Sis,

And for you, pretty woman.......

:bigwink: :heartsnflowers: :h

[beagle]

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look i go for a power nap & poof! (not the homosexual kind, the sound effect kind) 2 hrs later i awak to a golden retriever waving a sock in my face - & it's not mine, & it's not fresh. bless.
mini-meltdown averted peoples it is now safe to go back to your homes. move along peoples, nothing to see here.
fuck it all bridgee you make me giggle.
as for SV day, hubby into mushy cards with Hallmark moments, which i hate. thankfully he's too busy ploughing his paddock (now THAT'S an analogy worth thinking about) to worry 'bout it.
btw : who put the "anal" into analogy? or is that a smirnoff thing?
handbags: something i root around in (oh shit there i go again) lookng for my car keys.
no needs for fashion accessories when Gok needs to do me over......oh crap is there any sentence where i DON'T have a filthy connotation? but then again Gok is a gay Asian.

[beagle]

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now i've made a decision also.
i cannot stick with "fusk" "feck" or "furk". i'm afraid it's just not rolling off my fingers. so temporarily you will correctly be reading the word "fuck" as that is more my style.
for those with conjunctivitis or other tender eye syndrome: take a teaspoon of cement for brekkie but i do apologise for the harsh language. i am a harsh,harsh person.
that is all.
orf to shower in hydrochloric acid.
brb.

[Charlotte's Web]

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Beags,

You make me laugh...alot. You write so well.

[Charlotte's Web]

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TF,

Thanks....I thought my computer was playing up and I have sat here for ages waiting for your photos to download.

[techie]

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tawnyfrog;1059906 wrote: Today is the 10th anniversary of my dad popping his clogs. No need for violins and all that stuff but intresting ... my mum didn't remember. Fusk.

I've never given a fat rat's clacker about SV's day - have never sent nor received a commercially dictated token of love and affection. Makes me feel good.

So sorry about your dad. I know how painful the anniversay of a loved one's passing can be.

I'll take my fat clacker out on a limb here, unless you're weilding your chainsaw!? Happy Valentine's Day Froglet!


Since my Valentine got a computer
My love life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important
Unless it’s a byte or a bit.


Before she got her new laptop,
Everything was just fine;
Now she says we can’t talk
Unless we both go online.


"But honey," I said, "I’m attached to you;
Love is what I feel."
"That keyword isn’t relevant,"
She said, with a Froglet's eyes of steel.


"Are you all hard drive now," I asked
"Is there no software in you?
Don’t you remember the good times?
Let our memories see us through."


"LOL," she said to me, chuckling.
"You’re nothing but adware.
"I’ve got four gigs of memory;
I’ve got no problem there."


"If you want to get into my favorites," she said,
And you want to get past my encryption,
If you want to get through my firewall,
Here is my only prescription."


"First, put up your own Web site,
And e-mail me when it’s done.
I’ll check your page rank with Google,
And tell you if you’re the one."


My life has become a real trial,
Since my Valentine got a computer.
If I want her to care about me again,
I guess I’ll have to reboot her. :h

[tawnyfrog]

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Morning all

I feel good! Don't know if it's Techie's poem or the suppository. Either way - thanks!

I think we can start counting down the hours until Raaggsy jets off into the ether - by my reckoning it's less than 30 hrs to go. Woooo-hooooo!

[sapphire1]

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you blokes are such smart arses, any wonder the rest of the MWO think this a society only to be gained entry if you qualify for MENSA. Ya know what, I qualify for that Ponse organisation cos someone decided that My I.Q. was rooly high!!!!! Imagine that, high enough to get me into a serious addiction....yeh smart eh??? Anyway i digress...reading back I am so proud to be a part of a really rooly thinking group of folks....just sayin xxxxxx

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Taking into account Lady Gaga's latest visual gift to the world this morning, I would like to change my funeral arrangements.
Instead of making my big exit in a garden variety coffin, I would like to be carried out in a giant colourful egg.

That is all.

[Miss Behaving]

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Techie, the poem was superb!!

Enjoyed pics of the Valentines day gifts! Almost as good as KTABs FB page :H:H

Rags - 1 more sleep!!

TF - thanks to you I have had James Brown (I feel good) in my head all morning!! Had to look up the lyrics so that I didn't drive myself made with the same two lines repeating over and over again!!!

Beags - you're a soft old bint!!! Hope you are looking after yourself particularly well today and tomorrow. How are we going to know how the op goes - is Mish going to visit and report back??

Bridge - hope you are still feeling dangerous!!! :H

I've just been to the Bunnings sale......... New shower head to replace the one that has had a succession of different types of tape on it for the last 2 months, plus a new 6 piece outdoor table setting!!! On the way back I stopped at the place that has won the "Best Chinese takeaway" prize for the last 5 years. Broke all the diet rules, and I am now feeling completely stonkered and in need of a week post-prandial kip, but it was well worth it!!

Life is good, and I think the tonsillitis is finally on its way out after mega-doses of Vit C, garlic and gargling with salt. (Rags - I'm a bit "thing" about anti-biotics - although less so than I used to be).

And I just was reading another thread and saw that Doggygirl has 1000 days sober tomorrow. What a legend that woman is!

Hope everyone is having a great day!!

[Charlotte's Web]

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Morning All,

A good day going on here. I have already been to the gym and I am now going to try and get on with some study. I have two on-line courses to complete this term.

I've never been part of an on-line course and I'm finding it a bit hard going, not knowing where to start. Then off to college tonight for the practical side of things.

This year's teacher is TOUGH but brilliant. Some of the class aren't too keen on her style as she demands high standards. I think she's the best thing that's happened to the class.

Anyway, better go. I'll drop by later.

x

[tawnyfrog]

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sapphire1;1060217 wrote: ... any wonder the rest of the MWO think this a society only to be gained entry if you qualify for MENSA.

Well, considering the number of brain cells we would have collectively destroyed over the years, it's just as well we started out seriously super smart and intelligent and stuff.

Missy - great to see you firing on all fours again - and hey, what's a bit of Chinese take-away here and there ...

Hiya CW - catch you this arvo.