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[byebyebridgetjones]

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Ok Sapph...randomly chosen...with editorial comment.

First Moves that Work for Women.
Smile at him broadly.
Throw him a short darting glance

At this point he will start guarding his wallet or calling the mobile psyche service


Look straight at him and flip your hair(nervous tick)
Keep a fixed gaze on him (stalker)
Look at him, toss your head, then look back (Kath and Kim)

Accidentally brush up against him (cougar copping a feel)

Tilt your head and touch your exposed neck (OHS issue)

Lick your lips during eye contact (Do I have spinach in my teeth)

Where can I recycle this shit .... the compost heap or the worm farm.....???

How bout this ....

Parade close to him with exaggerated hip movements (will I need my zimmer frame ?)

Ask for his help with something (what ? the mortgage ? fix the washing machine ?)

Tap something to get his attention (?)

Pat his buttocks (I SWEAR it says that....sexual harrassment direct from the self help section to you )

[byebyebridgetjones]

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beagle;1067384 wrote: hello friends.

Ello Ello...your just in time for some tasty appertif from the wonderful world of dating psychology.....too soon ?

[tawnyfrog]

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GACK! to all the above.

[beagle]

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thank you. i am doing ok.

[sapphire1]

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fusking hell Bridge, who wrote that book? Defo wasnt Germaine Greer lol. keep the excerpts coming, they are bound to help someone who is hellbent on becoming a Stepford wife

[sapphire1]

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Does it say to touch his buttocks on the first or the second date....gotta make sure I get it right

[byebyebridgetjones]

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tawnyfrog;1067393 wrote: GACK! to all the above.

Tough luck.
I'm making dinner then getting back into it.
If I've got to suffer it then so do all of you.
I am pissing myself laughing here :H:H

[tawnyfrog]

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sapphire1;1067397 wrote: Does it say to touch his buttocks on the first or the second date....gotta make sure I get it right

That's a typo. Should read "bollocks". The decision is yours ...

[byebyebridgetjones]

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sapphire1;1067397 wrote: Does it say to touch his buttocks on the first or the second date....gotta make sure I get it right

Well apparently one does yes

[Guitarista]

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Hi Beag's, Mish, Saph, Bridge, TF, and punter's everywhere,

How are you Beag's?

[beagle]

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...........

[sapphire1]

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tawnyfrog;1067399 wrote: That's a typo. Should read "bollocks". The decision is yours ...

:H:H:H:H:H:H

[sapphire1]

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beagle;1067403 wrote: i am tired of this life g bloke

Bloody hell Beags, my blood ran cold when I read this. What on earth is wrong?

[Guitarista]

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Hi. www.firstdatetipsforexpissheads.com

[Guitarista]

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What's up Beag's?