Army Thread 4th February

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 4th February

Afternoon luvvies,

Okey dokey,.........Spag Bog done...........almond flapjacks done.........corned beef pie done.........chocolate cake done

And I washed all the dishes cos the fecking dishwashers still not working and I even had time to polish me halo

[Popeye]

Army Thread 4th February

Spag Bog,
Yummy.
Just got a new(ish) cooker which I'll need to put in tomorrow. Of course that'll mean dismantling half the kitchen to get it in.
Still, it's better than how I used to spend my Saturdays.
Susan's in Carlisle visiting her mate, and has been since Wednesday so the house is my own until Sunday and I've been eating crap, not shaving and farting when I feel like it.

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Army Thread 4th February

When you said earlier that it was really windy there today that's not what I thought you meant Pops.

[Recluse]

Army Thread 4th February

Afternoon all,

Jackie - I'm thinking that Mr JC is going to be putting on a bit of weight, if he hasn't already.

Well done on finishing your presentation, Mr T. Hope you can now enjoy your weekend.

Good luck with your interview chilly. Be positive, be yourself, and be truthful.

Mario, KTAB - I hope the new government sees sense and defaults on the Irish national debt quickly. The money will never be paid back in full, so they might as well face up to facts quickly and save the Irish people a lot of pain.

Pops - enjoy your :fart:

Got out of bed the wrong side today and am all grumpy and irritable. Have already exhausted my extensive vocabulary of four letter words and am off to find something to kick. Catch you all later, maybe.

[Popeye]

Army Thread 4th February

KTAB;1054047 wrote: When you said earlier that it was really windy there today that's not what I thought you meant Pops.

Oooph!
Pretty pungent stuff!
It's good when us guys get together and talk about the really important things in life.
Time I was getting ready for work.
Have a good one

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Army Thread 4th February

Indeed and you have a good one too. I am in work, gotta love the iPhone.

[mario]

Army Thread 4th February

Evening all,

[stirly-girly]

Army Thread 4th February

mario;1054079 wrote: Evening all,

:hello: Mario - if you're still here.

Anyone else around. Any :sofa:'s?? Any eeky:'s??

JackieClaire must be there somewhere....

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 4th February

I'm here now, Stirly. The others have just left for the 21st b'day party. I'm contemplating what to line my stomach with before I tackle tub of vanilla fudge swirl ice cream in the freezer

[Recluse]

Army Thread 4th February

eeky:

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 4th February

You can come out now, Reccie

Stirly won't berate you about the toilet seat business any more

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 4th February

LMAO!!!

Look at this article I just found on a local news website: about the prohibition of farting in public places in Malawi
Malawi to debate farting ban - Back Page - IOL | Breaking News | South Africa News | World News | Sport | Business | Entertainment | IOL.co.za

[Recluse]

Army Thread 4th February

Evening Tips, Stirly, Mario, Zenny. What a ridiculous idea Tips. What happens when someone lets a silent one off in a crowded room? How do they identify the guilty party? And does the ban apply to animals too?

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 4th February

The silent ones smell the worst, IMHO...

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 4th February

Recluse;1054102 wrote: How do they identify the guilty party?

An underwear lineup to uncover telltale evidence?

***Did I just post that???***