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    Sarge is baaack!!!

    OK YOU ZYGOTES LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE. Because of severe budget cuts Old Sarge was forced out on an unexpected leave. I'm back and I'm dedicating the next 30 days to firming up your rear flanks. Let me know who's in? If you can't take the heat then get out of Cookies mess hall. For you busy bodies, YES I did get some solar aquatic therapy in as well as some golf in the Army Celebrity Pro/Am. That gat danged Charlie Sheen kept snorting my titlest off the first tee. He was subdued by course security. Luckily I had General Buddy "Friendly Fire" Hagstrom and Dr. Phil in my foursome. NOW, lets get down to business....

    Suggestions: Let sarge know what interests you aside from the normal Army physical training. The camp will open this Wednesday 3PM EDT. You got questions? Send in a self addressed personal message. NOW MOVE YOUR LAZY ASSES OUTTA HERE!!!!     Attached files [img]/converted_files/47718=5823-attachment.jpg[/img]
    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read
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    Sarge is baaack!!!

    i is here
    Contentedly sober since 27/12/2011
    contentedly NF since 8/04/14

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      #3
      Sarge is baaack!!!

      I'm in Sarge. I have been AL free for 11 days now - and excersing daily. I definately want/need to get into shape by May (my birthday month and it will be warmer - hopefully! and I want to show off.)

      I am walking daily and doing some work with weights. I need to go to the next level though and I think I am ready.
      AL free since March 17th 2011...loving this life. No drinking no matter what.

      Hi my name is Lori and i am so happy to be here.

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        #4
        Sarge is baaack!!!

        I'm in - great to have you back Sarge. I have a 13 mile (20k?) power walk to complete at the end of May for charity so need to get myself moving...........
        Enjoy today - there will be no other one quite like it....

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          #5
          Sarge is baaack!!!

          Still here, Sarge! Shaved down and ready to go!

          (TF, Rags, Bridge, Missy - Put the butter away.....)
          CW


          One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind.

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            #6
            Sarge is baaack!!!

            You people don't know tough. Nurse Jones told me she once pulled a tooth out of a Great White Shark and spat as the beast swam away. I've had an implant and we havent spoken since. I hope she comes back to boot camp!
            Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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              #7
              Sarge is baaack!!!

              I am here.x
              "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

              AF 10th May 2010
              NF 12th May 2010

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                #8
                Sarge is baaack!!!

                Charlotte's Web;1086131 wrote: Still here, Sarge! Shaved down and ready to go!

                (TF, Rags, Bridge, Missy - Put the butter away.....)

                Sh..sh..sh..shaved? Oh CW, can you say it again? You know military procedure requires Superior ranks to inspect for unwanted hair. I don't mind a bit of that sand-papery stuff. Hell CW, your going to boot camp NOT a dag blammed Doobie Brothers concert. PLEASE send a photo to                 sarge@militarythang.perv
                Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                  Sarge is baaack!!!

                  techie;1086152 wrote: Sh..sh..sh..shaved? Oh CW, can you say it again? You know military procedure requires Superior ranks to inspect for unwanted hair. I don't mind a bit of that sand-papery stuff. Hell CW, your going to boot camp NOT a dag blammed Doobie Brothers concert. PLEASE send a photo to sarge@militarythang.perv
                  Well, Sarge, this is the "before" picture.....I'll just get someone to take the "after" picture and I'll post it once it's developed. Attached files [img]/converted_files/1541253=6197-attachment.jpg[/img]
                  CW


                  One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind.

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                    Sarge is baaack!!!

                    Charlotte's Web;1086172 wrote: Well, Sarge, this is the "before" picture.....I'll just get someone to take the "after" picture and I'll post it once it's developed.

                    Oh scamp you. I've got a picture in my mind. You & me a pair of sheers? Cookie says I should just duct tape you to the bed. He spent some leave time with Private Yobitch. Yobitch asked Cookie for five black russians before he could make a move. Cookie was ashamed to admit he had three in an attempt to take advantage. Cookie told me he shaved her with his paring knife. Yobitch left early morning to a sleeping Cookie...Saying He does not make what you call good Cookie. He make me grilled cheese, he make me white man Zinfandel, we watch Doctor Zahivago till I go stupor.
                    Then in morning Sarge walk in. Six foot four, and he said he was from brussles.........we are off on a cruise. I'm with Sarge CW...BACK OFF!!!
                    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                      #11
                      Sarge is baaack!!!

                      I am walking daily and doing some work with weights. I need to go to the next level though and I think I am ready.
                      watch online movies

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                        #12
                        Sarge is baaack!!!

                        Charlotte's Web;1086131 wrote: Still here, Sarge! Shaved down and ready to go!

                        (TF, Rags, Bridge, Missy - Put the butter away.....)
                        Not a chance Dubbya!! Aim for this boot camp: running 5kms without stopping :H:H I turn 50 about this time next year, and I aim to do something spectacular to celebrate it!!!


                        techie;1086189 wrote: Oh scamp you. I've got a picture in my mind. You & me a pair of sheers? Cookie says I should just duct tape you to the bed. He spent some leave time with Private Yobitch. Yobitch asked Cookie for five black russians before he could make a move. Cookie was ashamed to admit he had three in an attempt to take advantage. Cookie told me he shaved her with his paring knife. Yobitch left early morning to a sleeping Cookie...Saying He does not make what you call good Cookie. He make me grilled cheese, he make me white man Zinfandel, we watch Doctor Zahivago till I go stupor.
                        Then in morning Sarge walk in. Six foot four, and he said he was from brussles.........we are off on a cruise. I'm with Sarge CW...BACK OFF!!!
                        Ummmmm, Sarge ......???? Just what sort of boot camp is this?? I dont have to do anything more strenuous than 100 press-ups do I??
                        Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

                        Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                          #13
                          Sarge is baaack!!!

                          Miss Behaving;1086264 wrote:
                          Ummmmm, Sarge ......???? Just what sort of boot camp is this?? I dont have to do anything more strenuous than 100 press-ups do I??
                          100? Press-ups? All in one go? Or is that over a week!

                          Missy - Don't tell the Sarge you're that fit!

                          My aim is to run about 5 or 6 kms, too. At the moment, my PT is running me for 15 mins but that's 2 mins run and 1 min walk sections. Doing that I'm nearly at 2 kms.
                          CW


                          One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind.

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                            #14
                            Sarge is baaack!!!

                            Oh, you are my perfect training partner!! My PT is convinced that she will have me entered into a half marathon by the end of the year, but I'm currently doing a mix of running and walking 4-5 kms every couple of days and the longest I have managed to run without stopping in 1.97km!! I was trying for 2km yesterday, but my feet were sore so I stopped and walked instead :H:H:H

                            But I can do the upper body stuff really easily - what I most enjoy is swimming, and can churn out a couple of km in the pool, so the press ups are not so much of a problem.
                            Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

                            Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                              #15
                              Sarge is baaack!!!

                              Missy style press ups....GET IT OR GET OUT!!!

                              Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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