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[Helensback]

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so - kay Barb

What part of the turd memorial do you want to design?

[wwbarb]

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Hey - I'm the brains behind the design. Maybe I can contribute, tho - many say I'm full of ****

[Helensback]

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hey Barb?

Quote: "I'm not going anywhere - you guys are stuff with me."

I REALLY hope you meant "stuck"....

[Helensback]

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hang on a sec.....

Excuse me - Fan.....?

Your words: "Drier than a popcorn fart" is a new phrase I will be using every chance I get. The alternative to dry seems hard to fathom."

Does COPYWRITE ring a bell with you?

Just a point.

And of course, just kidding. Nudge nudge wink wink.

Probably best I'm not at the funeral. Never can be serious when my heart is breaking....

OH SWEET JESUS - I miss our Bouncy Boy.

Come on Gang. Let's get silly in his honour and build this fusking memorial with all the turds we've got.

Helen

[Roberta Jewell]

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Me too

I never do this. But in the spirit of the day...I wanna play. So here goes:


My gang, my god, they endure!
With hearts, so clean and so pure.
Now erecting a shrine
So stinky and fine
It could only be made of manure.

:-)

That was fun.

RJ

[wwbarb]

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Stuck - stuck - stuck - I will write it 1,000 times. I can't type and talk on the phone at the same time. Time to take my topa.

[Helensback]

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Fan

Could not have said it better myself.

Damn.

[lushy]

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I am feeling a bit out of the loop
what are we building
that is made of poop?

[Quiescent]

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I'm no good at poems but I've found this little gem and tweaked it for the occasion


I couldn't send you flowers, and candy wouldn't do.
And mushy cards just didn't say the things I want them to.
So I got you something special, and here's the inside scoop.
I found you something very rare - It's a genuine pile of poop!

[Helensback]

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Smarty Pants!

Okay Fan -

Time to get down to the business at hand---

I get to "conceptualize" - (isn't THAT a word, eh?) - the whole schiteree. Tawn gets to shape the objects of interest -" brain and brain" and approve the final product.

After that, it's a Sheila thing that morphs into a fitting memorial to our Kanga Man.

TAKE THAT TURD AND RUN WITH IT.......

But don't lose an eye....

and have some fun...because we have to, really, to keep from just giving up..........

PS - this does not exclude the fellas who loved The Kanga. Feel free to pick up a turd and place it at will...

[C]

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Oh Helen -- you are too much --- that phrase jumped out at me as well -- too funny --too funny -- you are all too brilliant--
like shining stars through the dark night !!!
Love to all ~C

[MonaCat]

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Don't laugh at me, I am just a dumb Yankee...but what the heck does "a Shelia" mean?

[C]

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I got your "Holy Shit" comment Fan. It truly is a "Holy Shrine", made of pure golden turd, only one in the world, only one of its kind.

[Quiescent]

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MonaCat wrote: Don't laugh at me, I am just a dumb Yankee...but what the heck does "a Shelia" mean?

Sheila = Female or Woman in Australia

Fan, you are always right

[Helensback]

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Lush, Imagine, Chrysa and Mona Cat..

Hi gang -

Here we are - making a mountain of grief
It all started with a mouse turd - if you can belief (poetic licence)

Read the beginning - it tells such a tale
in the light of a love song - "reality" does pale.

We are hurting, we are, we are soooo hands-tied
but we must honour Kanga - he must know that we tried...

to evoke some humour into the news that he died.
He must know how we miss him and will til we die.

So....on to Turd Mountain! Let us use schit that we get
from those who don't get it and those who may yet..

In honour of Kanga and Tawny his love.
we take all these turds and build a mountain.......

of LOVE.