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[tawnyfrog]

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What's going on here?

I go to bed crying and I wake up to this?

Helen, I adore you!

I'm crying again - but now my sides are splitting!

Thank you all - let's keep this going

[southernbelle47]

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OK......I've got to try......

A popcorn fart?
There goes my heart!

A mousey turd?
Oh my word!

A turd mountain?
How about a fountain? (loose watery turds)

Whats a shelia to do?
With out her Roo?

Cry great big tears!
But we will never have fears!

Kanga will always be here...
Because we hold him so dear!

Just because.......:h

Nancy

[wwbarb]

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We're here to remember a charming quick bloke
Who signed off his posts with a green hat and a smoke

We came here to ponder the reasons we drink
He made us all laugh and he made us all think

Some of you wrote cheesy verse
Some were better, some were worse

We watched him court, we watch him woo,
We watched Tawny lock his mum in the loo

We saw him do the absolute absurd
Now we're writing odes to a turd!

He made this spot a special place
In our hearts, there will always be a space.

[Helensback]

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Barb

Wow

[tumadre]

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Ya know, this is turning into one of those sites that anthropologists will analyze years from now...we will go down in history as...

[C]

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Speaking of which.......from The Kanga himself

I have modified my office in order to commit myself to this subject..

[Guest]

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I love that old post with the toilet and leather
And Kanga's green hat and his smoke and his feather

This thread is so perfect to honor Kanga's intention
of creating a place we can nix apprehension

....about our shortcomings and negative trash...
His contributions were boundless, worthy to rehash.

A big hug to Kanga, and a great big kiss too
He will always, forever, be my favorite Roo.

So build that grand monument big and so strong
with turd upon turd piled 10 miles long!

Wait... what's the mileage from Australia to the US? That's how long the turd monument should be. I need architectural advice to continue my poem!

:l:h Helen!! Just jokin.... Howz this?:k
That will ALWAYS be his emoticon, and you gotta love it.

[Guest]

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OH! I forgot... there may need to be a couple bridges/monuments. The Canadians can take the US Turd Monument and then go over the Ambassador bridge...
UK people? You need a bridge as well... there are going to have to be several manure piles....

[Helensback]

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Becca

Becca Becca Becca - you worry too much.
The pile will grow enough. Just reach out and touch.

See all these people just waiting to place?
Their schit on this mountain - Kanga's monument place.

We take it, we shape it, we change it at will.
No flipping way we will allow it to kill

this memory - this man - this wonderful friend.
The schit that will come - we know there's no end

But what we CAN do and WILL do and tell our children
Is that the love that is here - crap can not end.

That folks like our Kanga and Tawny and you
Will live on and prosper with us and all that gosh darn poo.

Helen

[Helensback]

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so - poets...

Pile it on!

[Guest]

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aaaah, so I see, we only need one
we'll pile and shovel, it will be great fun!

thank you dear Helen for easing my mind
one Aussie turd monument, one of a kind.

He's laid to rest now, with dignity, with grace
He'll look down from heaven with each turd we place!

Miss you, Kanga!

[happycamper68]

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I GUESS, LIKE MYSELF, SHE COULDN''T WRITE A POEM IF IT WROTE ITSELF.