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    Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

    do you guys recall this beauty?
    for new peeps anyway...

    THE BROWN BOTTLE

    (Dedicated to a father, whose dreams of the promise were lost in the brown bottle.)

    Once there was a caterpillar named Charlie who lived in the woods. There was nothing observably special about Charlie. He was an average looking caterpillar amidst thousands of others. Like them, he spent the majority of his time crawling from leaf to leaf, eating as much as he pleased, and dozing in the warm sunlight. Life was good Charlie was happy.

    As you know there is something special about caterpillars. From the time they are born, they are aware that something beautiful beyond their imagination will one day occur. It is called The Promise. Charlie was a believer. For as long as he could remember, he had loved The Promise. Its mystery filled his days and nights with dreams of anticipation. In this way, Charlie was special, for his love of The Promise by far exceeded that of any normal caterpillar. He grew more and more impatient in his intense desire to receive its gift.

    One day, as Charlie was exploring the valley, he was attracted by a bright, shiny object lying in the meadow. It was a brown bottle. The sun’s rays danced on the glass and gave it an aura of golden splendour. It seemed to beckon Charlie. Filled with excitement, he hurried as fast as he could go. Charlie was a bit scared when he reached the bottle, for it was something entirely new and frightening. As he explored it, curiosity soon overcame his fear. He travelled its surface from end to end and top to bottom. When Charlie entered the bottle, something magical seemed to happen. A soft, mellow glow enveloped him in the warmth of a false utopia. After a time, he was lulled to sleep by the gentle voice of the bottle whispering of pleasures yet to come.

    At first, Charlie spent most of his time leading the normal life of a caterpillar with only occasional trips into brown bottle. But as the days passed, he longed more and more for the mellow glow it offered and his trips became frequent. He began to venture deeper and deeper into the bottle to find the utopia he sought.

    Sometimes, Charlie’s friends came to visit while he was in the bottle. As he moved about within its glass walls, he appeared to be different then he really was. Pleased with all of the attention he received, he would do silly things to make his friends` laughter make him feel important. Then the bottle seemed to whisper, Charlie felt that, indeed, what bottle had said was true.

    By the end of the summer, Charlie seldom left the bottle. It had become more important to him than the warmth of the sunlight, more important than the companionship of his friends, even more important than the promise itself. He began to depend on the bottle for all of his needs. It had become his home.

    With the coming of autumn, the world outside the bottle began to change. Cold winds swept down from the north. Green plants turned brown and died. There was a rush of activity among the caterpillars for they knew that they, too, must change with the seasons and prepare for the winter to come. On the final day of preparation, Charlie’s friends went to the bottle and called to him, “Charlie, please come out before it is too late. We must get ready to receive The Promise.” Surrounded by the warm glow, Charlie gazed out upon the barren valley. “I would be foolish to leave this warm, safe place and go out into the cold with you. I could leave if I wanted to, but I would rather stay here.” Laden with sorrow, Charlie’s friends turned away from him in hopelessness and returned to their tasks.

    One day, as Charlie gazed out upon the snow covered valley, the bottle again spoke to him, “Charlie, you have seen your friends suffer from the cold in their quest for The Promise while you have remained here, warm and safe with me. Surely by now, you know that I am better for you than the empty promise.” And Charlie knew that, indeed, what the bottle had said was true. On that day, Charlie deserted his belief in the Promise, and surrendered his dreams to the control of the brown bottle.

    Winter passed slowly and Charlie lived in a hazy world within his glass confines. During his long stay, he had not eaten or taken care of himself. He began to grow frail and thin. The warm glow was slowly fading. The bottle’s walls were becoming cold and uncaring. On occasion, Charlie tried to reach the bottle’s opening in an attempt to again find the outside world. But now the voice of the bottle was cruel and commanding, “Charlie, you cannot leave!” Weak from hunger and filled with despair, Charlie would slide feebly back into the depths of the bottle. At these times, he would utter quietly to himself, “I could leave if I wanted to, but I would rather stay here.”

    The mellow glow was completely gone now and there was nothing special about Charlie anymore. His good feelings about himself had gradually been replaced with guilt and hatred. He had become nothing more than a sad, frightened little caterpillar, trapped in a brown bottle.

    Spring came. The valley was filled with beauty beyond compare. The sky was a rainbow of colour as thousands of butterflies tested their wings for the first time in a never ending flight of freedom. THE PROMISE HAD BEEN FULFILLED.

    On the day of The Promise, Charlie died. Alone, in silent desperation. No one knew, no one cared. Least of all, the brown bottle.

    THE PROMISE

    Alcoholism, if not “treated”, is a deadly illness. It is the silent thief of hopes and dreams, the destroyer of families and love. It robs its victim of pride and dignity, offering guilt and self-hatred in return. Hope does exist for the alcoholic. With proper treatment and sobriety, alcoholism can be overcome. The alcoholic is then free to live a rich and rewarding life. Achievements of one’s greatest potential are once again possible. The Promise CAN be fulfilled.
    AF since 10/26/2009

    It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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      Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

      Thats brilliant Aspy. I've not seen it before so thanks.

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        Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

        Having tested the waters, I've declared it too cold to be upan atem at the mo so I shall just languish and blodge indoors a little longer.

        Good move to re-post that one Aspy.

        Missy, so good to see you. Have Admin got back to you? I see Zeppie is posting but don't think I've seen any of the other regular Kiwis.

        Saucy - thought the Final of GD was really lovely last night. Ben certainly had nice things on his mind when he built. More straw bale. Great. Sorry it's finishing but MY Kevin is starting to look a bit thin so a break might do him good. He could do with a couple a slabs of Lurpak.

        Thought MC was a shower of plop-plops last night but Jay's pork looked fantastic.

        Happy birthday to the locust - treat him to a double posh hamburger.

        Oh ... and I reckon Jonesey has inadvertently ripped her puter cable out of the wall ... yeah - that'll show him ...

        Catch youse later

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          Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

          cold you say....
          dont get me started on cold, bloody women who work where i do.
          we have Air con in a factory and wharehouse, we get an attendence bonnus, good hourly rate, clean enviroment(we make medical produts). durin summer the humidty in the clean rooms is up to 80% at 22 deg. and they complain its hot.
          during winter(brisbane so hardly cold) its currently 21.4 deg and 40% humidity in the clean rooms.
          and they are all shivering and complaining to me ( maintenance requests abound)

          meanwhile people work in the snow and in deserts and under the bloody sea for less money... suck it up princess's i say!
          AF since 10/26/2009

          It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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            Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

            wow, venting is effective, back to normal busness now
            AF since 10/26/2009

            It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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              Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

              tawnyfrog;1116786 wrote:

              Happy birthday to the locust - treat him to a double posh hamburger.
              and make sure the hamburger has beetroot on it!!

              We have our own Masterchef on here, and while I dont watch it, I've been following it in the news reports. This year was interesting as the two finalists were both women and there have been some interesting discussions about how it has changed the dynamic of the show.

              The final was on Sunday and they had to create a "macaroon tower". If you want to watch a comic tragedy, have a look at this (go straight to Chapter 8)

              MasterChef New Zealand | Television New Zealand | Television | TV One, TV2, U, TVNZ 7
              Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

              Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

                aspman;1116793 wrote: cold you say....
                Not anymore. It's rocketed up to 8C.

                Vrooooom.

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                  Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

                  tawnyfrog;1116786 wrote: Having tested the waters, I've declared it too cold to be upan atem at the mo so I shall just languish and blodge indoors a little longer.

                  Good move to re-post that one Aspy.

                  Missy, so good to see you. Have Admin got back to you? I see Zeppie is posting but don't think I've seen any of the other regular Kiwis.

                  Saucy - thought the Final of GD was really lovely last night. Ben certainly had nice things on his mind when he built. More straw bale. Great. Sorry it's finishing but MY Kevin is starting to look a bit thin so a break might do him good. He could do with a couple a slabs of Lurpak.

                  Thought MC was a shower of plop-plops last night but Jay's pork looked fantastic.

                  Happy birthday to the locust - treat him to a double posh hamburger.

                  Oh ... and I reckon Jonesey has inadvertently ripped her puter cable out of the wall ... yeah - that'll show him ...

                  Catch youse later
                  WHAT! WHAT FINAL???? - Forgot to mention, Mr H and I've seen that one, and thought it was probably the first one we ever saw of the series. You means thats it???? Seriously, I spose that means we have to find something else????

                  I dont think the Lurpak is going to be good for cellulite somehow.

                  Pork - now that

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                    Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

                    I seriously dont know what happened then. Anyway pork burgers sounds good for lunch. End of story.


                    And my computer downstairs is on page 59 not 72. End of story. Rooly Trooly

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                      Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

                      Well I'm only on page 18 ... so there!

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                        Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

                        myhappyplace;1116801 wrote: I seriously dont know what happened then. Anyway pork burgers sounds good for lunch. End of story.


                        And my computer downstairs is on page 59 not 72. End of story. Rooly Trooly
                        Saucy - go to your User CP setting and change them to being able to get 40 posts on a page, and then you will be on Pg18 as well
                        Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

                        Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                          Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

                          Do I want 40 posts on a page?

                          No the puter downstairs is doing weird stuff. Wont let me log in and page 59 is like a week or so ago. Major lag. Just thought its funny. But I've got the laptop so I will change that.

                          Didnt do burgers :upset: work caught up with me. So will have to come up with a plan B

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                            Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

                            Ahhh page 19.

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                              Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

                              my mate, who drank a lt of bourban a weeknight, and who has bee AF since jan 1, just told me pot is'nt cutting the mustard anymore, he has been into the hash oil.
                              i didnt realize he was more than once a week onto the pot, and that i thought was to much, for people like me, it is a slippery slope i feel, he see's it as a different chemical and unrelated. He is a super smart guy, who has bamboozeled himself...hoping against but expecting the fall...
                              AF since 10/26/2009

                              It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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                                Underoo's and guests, May 1st, 2011.

                                aspman;1116848 wrote: my mate, who drank a lt of bourban a weeknight, and who has bee AF since jan 1, just told me pot is'nt cutting the mustard anymore, he has been into the hash oil.
                                i didnt realize he was more than once a week onto the pot, and that i thought was to much, for people like me, it is a slippery slope i feel, he see's it as a different chemical and unrelated. He is a super smart guy, who has bamboozeled himself...hoping against but expecting the fall...
                                That's cross addiction. He might be smart now, but he won't be for long if he doesn't watch out :upset:

                                I am so proud of you Aspy - bum.
                                If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                                Rejoined life 20/5/19

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