Army Thread 3rd May

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 3rd May

Good evening, Army

I haven't even read back yet and I'm chuckling :H

[Recluse]

Army Thread 3rd May

stirly-girly;1109049 wrote: Hiya Reccie.

Is it a dreaded kitchen or a dreadful kitchen?? Are you not cooking something then? You must eat something more nutritious than bamboo shoots, you know...

Well it's the dreaded mess in the nice kitchen. It seems to get cluttered with dirty pots and pans very quickly.:upset:

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 3rd May

Oops - looks like I laughed at an inappropriate time... some serious subject matter here and there.

It was the swirly 80s plaster thing that did it...

[Recluse]

Army Thread 3rd May

Evening tips.

[stirly-girly]

Army Thread 3rd May

JackieClaire;1109050 wrote: Yo Reccy



Ooh I would have got those lovely 1980's swirls on the ceiling.Yeah, or wavy lines that would make you dizzy every time you looked up...
tiptronic_ct;1109053 wrote: Good evening, Army

I haven't even read back yet and I'm chuckling :H

That's the Army. Always here to entertain.

Oh, that's not right - to defend. I think...

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 3rd May

No... Come to think of it, it was Recloose... I can just imagine the poor guy trying to do his job...

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 3rd May

Hiya Stirls & JC :l

Reccie: you need a kitchen slave.

We've been mulling over the idea of a Malawian manservant. It might just be a tad colonial...

[InChains]

Army Thread 3rd May

so, hands up who had two cans of coke thrown at their head wlaking home from college today *raises hand*

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 3rd May

Yo Inchy,
Little feckers.
Who did it, I want names. I'll see them in me office at 9am sharp.

[Recluse]

Army Thread 3rd May

tiptronic_ct;1109060 wrote: Hiya Stirls & JC :l

Reccie: you need a kitchen slave.

We've been mulling over the idea of a Malawian manservant. It might just be a tad colonial...

Kitchen slave would be good, but I reckon one would be well beyond my means.

Have you decided to stay where you are for the time being then (if you're thinking of employing someone)?

[stirly-girly]

Army Thread 3rd May

InChains;1109061 wrote: so, hands up who had two cans of coke thrown at their head walking home from college today *raises hand*

Inchy dear, why were they throwing cans of coke??

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 3rd May

There'd be a right fecking bun fight if I had to let any one else use me kitchen, I need a tidying up after me slave.

[Recluse]

Army Thread 3rd May

Hiya Inchy - rotten luck with that. Hope they were empty cans?

So in addition to your many other areas of expertise you're now also a top unqualified head teacher then JC?

[InChains]

Army Thread 3rd May

I like heavy metal and wear a metallica shirt, boots n combats to college. This is reason to shout abuse and throw things at me. At least i wasn't spat on this time. And ti wasn't an unopened can of beans which I've had before. Have go to look at the positives in these things xD

And unfortunately reccy they were not empty but they were open. Thankfully boys seem to be lacking in the field of aim these days...

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 3rd May

Recluse;1109073 wrote: Hiya Inchy - bad luck with that. Hope they were empty cans?

So in addition to your many other areas of expertise you're now also a top unqualified head teacher then JC?

Oh Reccy, I've been a unqualified head teacher for ages it took many years of intense not studying to get where I am.