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    #76
    Army Thread 7th May

    Here in the Army, I reckon Reccy.

    Forgive me Army for I have sinned. I have eaten chocolate on at least 5 occasions this week.
    It could be worse, I could be filing.
    AF since 7/7/2009

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      #77
      Army Thread 7th May

      JackieClaire;1111070 wrote: Here in the Army, I reckon Reccy.

      Forgive me Army for I have sinned. I have eaten chocolate on at least 5 occasions this week.
      Five times in one week? :shocked:You will soon become circumferentially challenged! Your penance is at least two pieces of fruit every day for a week.

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        #78
        Army Thread 7th May

        Recluse;1111071 wrote: Five times in one week? :shocked:You will soon become circumferentially challenged! Your penance is at least two pieces of fruit every day for a week.
        Circumferentially challenged. Love it.

        I went without choccy for 24 days, I can go CF again. I've done it before. Carry on like this and I'm gonna need a hoist to get me on the plane and Bryanair charge 6 euros for that.

        Ok 2 pieces of fruit a day.
        It could be worse, I could be filing.
        AF since 7/7/2009

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          #79
          Army Thread 7th May

          Ok, I'm off to spend some quality time with the Dyson,:upset: then off out to buy some chocolatey stuff. Anyone got any recommendations?

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            #80
            Army Thread 7th May

            Hewwooo Troopers!!!

            I expect Mr. and Mrs. Mario are on their way to the hotel for their engagement party. How special is tha?!!. So this for the happy couple...



            spuddleduck;1110966 wrote: morning army peeps. disaster in spud land. my jiggy jiggy back machine not working. nooooooooooo!!!!!... think the cable may have split. guess im gonna have to put my electrician cap on and sort the bugger out...... tis a sad day for backsHey Spuddlededucky. Good to see you back posting. Can you really fix yer jiggy jiggy machine? My electric iron had a rattling sound in it once and I decided to take it apart and see what was wrong. When I opened it up, two pieces bounced out. I found out where the one piece went but couldn't figure out where the other piece went. I did figure out it's purpose tho' when I plugged the iron in again. It was the part that made the iron turn off when it got to the right temperature....
            anon;1111044 wrote: No bottles but I found a ? 50 note from last years holiday in Greece that should do nicely when I come to Dublin.Mrs. A - what part of Greece did you visit and when? I wonder if you passed through the town we live in as it is a port for ships that go to many of the most popular islands.

            mollyka;1111050 wrote: Nice one!!! When we moved to this house bout 15 yrs ago we had a bloke in doing the floors and I 'gave' him 320 quid for his work. He swore blind and kicked up a stink for 2 days that I hadn't given it to him, so feeling ABSOLUTELY robbed I coughed up 320 and got rid of him - he was a bit scary! 5 yrs later I was clearing out old ornaments in the dining room - wot's sitting under a statue...........320 quid!!! Nice finding all that loot - but I'm blushing even now about that poor man - I wasn't even booze challenged then!!Oh Molly, I am blushing along with you. Oh dear, I'd have felt that bad too. Sorry to say, but it did give me a bit of a chuckle as well...
            JackieClaire;1111067 wrote:             Eveninks my darlinks

            Well look who we saw at the shops.





            Honestly Reccy, you're going to have to stop trolley jacking.
            Jackie - you always come up with the funniest piccies....:H
            Recluse;1111068 wrote:             You sinner you! Haven't eaten chocolate for about 2 years, but with all the talk of chocolate in the barracks I reckon I'm gonna succumb soon. Do people mention chocolate when they go to confessional or whatever it's called? Or do they just confess on the army thread?
            You confess on the Army thread whatever you want and need to Reccie dear. Dog help a priest who'd heard half the things that have been confessed to here, and on the other threads...:shocked:
            JackieClaire;1111070 wrote:             Here in the Army, I reckon Reccy.

            Forgive me Army for I have sinned. I have eaten chocolate on at least 5 occasions this week.
            Piglet...
            For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
            AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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              #81
              Army Thread 7th May

              Yo Stirls,


              It could be worse, I could be filing.
              AF since 7/7/2009

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                #82
                Army Thread 7th May

                JackieClaire;1111073 wrote: Circumferentially challenged. Love it.

                I went without choccy for 24 days, I can go CF again. I've done it before. Carry on like this and I'm gonna need a hoist to get me on the plane and Bryanair charge 6 euros for that.

                Ok 2 pieces of fruit a day.I'll believe it when I see it....

                Recluse;1111076 wrote:                 Ok, I'm off to spend some quality time with the Dyson,:upset: then off out to buy some chocolatey stuff. Anyone got any recommendations?
                :H I thought Dyson was a pet or a friend and couldn't understand why you were :upset: about it. How was I to know it was a

                For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
                AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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                  #83
                  Army Thread 7th May

                  Ooh I've gorra Dyson, blooming brilliant.

                  Can I out custard on me fruit?
                  It could be worse, I could be filing.
                  AF since 7/7/2009

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                    #84
                    Army Thread 7th May

                    mollyka;1111079 wrote: xpost Stirlygirly - d'yknow I've never been to Greece - definitely on the bucket list tho. Hope the Mario's have a brillo night!
                    Molly, let's just say that it's a country that is well worth visiting. We have everything from tropical beaches like this...



                    to the Vikos Gorge which is the deepest in the world,



                    to the famous sunset of Santorini



                    And the amazing area of Meteora where there are monasteries built on top of the strange rock formations.



                    And we have great ski resorts as well, Parnassos being one of the most popular...



                    Okay, I'm now the official "Tourism Tart" of Greece...
                    For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
                    AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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                      #85
                      Army Thread 7th May

                      It's 28 years ago on the 13th May that I went to my Greek Island.

                      Post pictures of Aegina, Stirls and I'll start to cry.
                      It could be worse, I could be filing.
                      AF since 7/7/2009

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                        #86
                        Army Thread 7th May

                        We went to Kephalonis on a really cheap deal and it was wonderful except for me getting pissed every night. We went to Ithica and it was brilliant and I managed to stay sober for 3 days. I really thought I had cracked it.

                        Soon after that I fell over after drinking and broke my ribs and my ankle and then knew I had to get sober. I have had a few bumps in the road since then but have never been drunk since then.

                        If it had not have been for MWO----

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                          #87
                          Army Thread 7th May

                          I suppose I was lucky that I went when I was till drinking 'normally'.

                          Still got hammered a good few times but young enough to be able to put it right with a great big breakfast.
                          It could be worse, I could be filing.
                          AF since 7/7/2009

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                            #88
                            Army Thread 7th May

                            hi peeps bad typing as per apology thread , missed you x

                            eta af day 5 dealing with a lot of shit to get me past all this, i know i need a plan and forming one

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                              #89
                              Army Thread 7th May

                              JackieClaire;1111087 wrote: It's 28 years ago on the 13th May that I went to my Greek Island.

                              Post pictures of Aegina, Stirls and I'll start to cry.

                              Just for you... Don't know what church this is but there is a little church at the harbour called St. Nicholas. He was the patron saint for sailors. I think that our life is like a journey on the ocean. Calm days, wavey days and days that the waves look like they will swallow us and we'll never make it to dry land. For me, St. Nicholas is not only patron saint for the sailors, but for all of us. We have a special fondness for him in our family. Won't go into details but it involves my Father sitting up in a chair the next day after an operation that the doctors said he wouldn't make it through, and a dying kitten who grew up to be the most beautiful cat. Love this watercolour of one part of the harbour...

                              anon;1111088 wrote:                               We went to Kephalonis on a really cheap deal and it was wonderful except for me getting pissed every night. We went to Ithica and it was brilliant and I managed to stay sober for 3 days. I really thought I had cracked it.

                              Soon after that I fell over after drinking and broke my ribs and my ankle and then knew I had to get sober. I have had a few bumps in the road since then but have never been drunk since then.

                              If it had not have been for MWO----
                              Mrs. A - I've not been to Kefalonia (that's how it's pronounced) but I have been to Lefkada and Zachinthos which are islands in the same area. The sea and beaches are incredibly beautiful. I've been told tho', that Kefalonia has the most beautiful beaches of all the islands there. I expect they're right...

                              For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
                              AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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                                #90
                                Army Thread 7th May

                                Yooooooooooooo hoooooooooooo Kitty,

                                Sorry about the hands Kitty.

                                DG had a good thread about putting a plan together. I'll have a look see if I can find it.
                                It could be worse, I could be filing.
                                AF since 7/7/2009

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