Underoos et al - June 2011

[myhappyplace]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Going to PM Kaz IF she doesnt check in by tomorrow. Warning little Kaza.

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Just saw your post on the Army thread. The Poms and Paddys would be pissing themselves at you complaining about the coldest day ever at 16.9C. Quite frankly ... so am I. Put a woolly hat on!

[sunshinetoday]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Hello Undies. I am knocked off, just. Home now, changing into shorts and a short sleeved jersey ( I must be mad,) to go play soccer in the freezing cold. All I can say is BBRRRRRRRR. Be back a bit laters.
TF, your lunch sounds scrumptious.
HP, love the happy face ava.

[myhappyplace]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Good luck Sunny!! did I mention I played soccer for about 15 years until my knees packed it in? Go and go hard girl! Make the undies proud!!

and yes you are mad it is too bloody cold...

[sunshinetoday]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Thanks hp. am running late as I only want to show up in time to play.
Love the game. I've played for 25 years now. HEHE.

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos et al - June 2011

OK. I'm the one on the futon in the N/W corner of the drawer.

Keep the noise down, will you? And if you can't, could you please sing in time and in bloody tune.

Thank you in advance and goodnight, gentle undies.

[Guitarista]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Evening all,

Break a leg Sunny!

Best wishes with the move Aspy. Hope it's not too stressful and you find something nice.

Re Tawny's mystery creature in the pic. Geez, come on youse. Don't ya's know?/........... It's a Wokka. Ok, ok calm down. They bring good luck and peace to the householder. They are a dreamtime spirit, found mainly around western and central Victoria, and known to roam as far north as the southern highlands of N.S.W. You will never see a Wokka directly, or make eye contact. They'll usually manifest as a shadow in the bush out of the corner of your eye, that you think you may've, or may not have seen.
There is a photo of one in the N.S.W. State library, circa 1901, perched behind some politicians at a Federation gathering i think. They are rarely captured on film, and that's if said image IS actually a Wokka. Nothing to worry about, and a good omen overall, my indigenous friends tell me.

In other new's, well, it's buy, sell, sell, no! buy here, as i demo trade (practice money) on the Foreign exchange market. It's facinating, and i traded profitably earlier. This time next year, i reckon i might be able to pull a noice little hundred or 2 now and then from it to get me by. Of course, i don't have a feckin clue as yet, so real money won't be used for many months, and i can see how less patient folk can get sucked in, win a little, then get cocky and bang! There goes yer pay packet or worse. Nice balance to music.

How are you going Rags?

You okay Reg? Have a great weekend Wonderpant's!

[fickle]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Heya G,
me checking in without time to read
love to all
been through stressful times
alls well and catchyouslaters

[Guitarista]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Hi Ficks you beautiful, beeeeauwwwdiful!

Take care. x

G'night all.

[sunshinetoday]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Nightaroos,
See you soon!

[tiptronic_ct]

Underoos et al - June 2011

tawnyfrog;1126910 wrote: I am a Koala Undie.

What are you?

OMG. I've just seen this! Piccies don't load when I log on from work.

Froglet... LMAO :H:H:H

Brilliant! What did your visitor have to say or is that your natural state???

[aspman]

Underoos et al - June 2011

tip, look over her left 'ear', looks like a little barn owl to me. The Super model is staying sthum...
maybe a UFO (unidentified Frogmouthed object).

[Miss Behaving]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Morning Aspy and other undies!!

Feeling a bit tired and stressed and negative today, but I wont bore you all with why. One of those days where Ill be content with plodding on until I cand get home and put my head under the covers .......

TGIF

have a good one

[sunshinetoday]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Morning Undies,
Up an at em, even though I'd prefer the heat of my blanket.
Off to work. Last day for a week. YAY. I hope you all have a beauty of a day.
MB, I love a good vent, feel free if you want. Hope your feeling better.
KAza, hope you are alright too.

[myhappyplace]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Morning undies! Few puter problems with morning, might have to work off the downstairs one. Not as cold today, quiet you Tawny.

Being a bad mother and have kept the locusts home. We are snuggling with books and hot choccies. Have to put in some work shortly though so will get down to that, well soon.

Hope something brings a smile to your day Missy. Try this one on.

RETIRED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target .

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out . Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse .

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs . Harris,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store . We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store . Our complaints against your husband, Mr . Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1 . June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking .

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals .

3 . July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom .

4 . July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares . Get on it right away' . This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money .

5 . August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway .

6 . August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area .

7 . August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged .

8 . August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called .

9 . . September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose .

10 . September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were .

11 . October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme .

12 . October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels .

13 . October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14 . October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15 . October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here . ' One of the clerks passed out .