Underoos et al - June 2011

[Lillypond059]

Underoos et al - June 2011

OOps sorry folks x posted

[sapphire1]

Underoos et al - June 2011

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byebyebridgetjones;1125373 wrote: Yay ! The bionic man is back !
Good to see you.

Today's bounty included spice blends Chermoula, Ras El Hanout and Berbere. Fresh pineapple and organic tomatoes soy melts for burning and pot holders proclaiming 'never trust a skinny cook'. Real german pretzels and sour dough.
Just about to sit down to a lovely brunch of toasted sourdough rubbed with Aussie garlic, tomato, fresh ricotta sprinkled with chermoula.

OR...I could have gotten absolutely shitfaced last night, be still in bed right now shreiking at folk to shut the F up while I sleep it off all day, get up at midday, just in time to take sandpaper to my tongue, drop meds for heartburn, headache and depression, eat copious trans fats and start plotting for another blackout session tonight.
It's days like today that the ludicrousness of alcoholic life really hits me......
tawnyfrog;1125541 wrote: Price of gas in France

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'


I had no Monet


To buy Degas


To make the Van Gogh.'

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Didn't think I'd have De Gaulle to post this on the Undies thread?


I posted it because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .....

:H:H:H:H:H:H

[Rags]

Underoos et al - June 2011

tawnyfrog;1125838 wrote: And when they go off the lay, we make them comfy.



Hiya RC!

After I've been to Rehggie's treehouse and Mr G's mansion, can I come and stay in the chookhouse for a bit?

[Rags]

Underoos et al - June 2011

byebyebridgetjones;1126374 wrote: Oh dear Dog.
My therapist is twelve.
Must have been graduated all of 6 months.
I'm terrified to go back in case I mess her head up.
Now what do I do ?
Reading back.

Don't go back.
You'll probably mess her head up.
She's too young for you.

Do you need a psych?

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Rags;1126392 wrote: Don't go back.
You'll probably mess her head up.
She's too young for you.

Do you need a psych?

Nope. I don't think I do. ADD doctor says I have to.

I tell you who's going to end up though, and it won't be me.:H

[sapphire1]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Arvo ratbags,

Just read back over the last three days and now buggered from the effort of keeping up with the shennanigans. Cant remember who has done what to whom but it seems that you all have your undergarments intact at the mo.

Had a rediculousy fraught time at work this weekend, thank dog its over for a few days. Lots of folk out there are just never ever going to be in the position that we most thankfully and gratefully are undies. Unfortunately their journeys will be one long struggle and even if choices are made to change things, there will be precious little support for them to be successful. I fall down on my knees and thank the universe of whoever/whatever for sparing me the same fate. Bloody hard to see it so close up for three days a week.
Catchas later xx

[myhappyplace]

Underoos et al - June 2011

byebyebridgetjones;1126396 wrote: Nope. I don't think I do. ADD doctor says I have to.

I tell you who's going to end up though, and it won't be me.:H

Thats the spirit Bridge! Watched the first hour of Good Will Hunting last night and that was a lesson in how to mess with any psych or therapist...

[myhappyplace]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Hello Saphers!! Yes there but by the grace of Dog and all that. Today is the anniversary of my sister's death. To say she was an alkie was an understatement...she died from breast cancer though. Not really sad or anything just reflective. It has been awhile.

[myhappyplace]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Lilly good to see you have your mischief monitor on... stay good!!

[sapphire1]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Hi Happs,

Solemn news about your sister. How old was she?

[sapphire1]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Bridge,

I did the rounds of the shrinks, counsellors etc. for quite a few years and it always turned out the same. Me asking delving questions of them and turning the whole session on its head with me giving the bloody advice. I finally found a fantastic fella who just refused to take my crap and could sppot a manipulator from a mile off. He pulled me into gear with a realy tough, direct counselling style and to this day I am grateful to have persevered to find him. Along the way though, I ran into more than one shrink who defo was on drugs and much more crazy than me.

[myhappyplace]

Underoos et al - June 2011

45 Saphs. Was diagnosed and then long story short dead within 2 years. Breast checks a huge priority for the rest of us. 6 girls and one boy in the family...Her husband was an arse, used to smack her around unbeknown to us. I worked for him for years and didnt know boo. She had a huge jewellery collection, and a massive charm bracelet, I reckon one charm for every punch.

[sapphire1]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Happs thats so sad. I must admit that I havent been that great about the breast checks...should kick my own bum and get to it. Hope that husband of hers has changed his ways

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos et al - June 2011

myhappyplace;1126416 wrote: 45 She had a huge jewellery collection, and a massive charm bracelet, I reckon one charm for every punch.

Fusking bastard. May karma prevail.

[myhappyplace]

Underoos et al - June 2011

Apparently, yes. Who would know. He was dating again 4 weeks after she died and married after a few knocked back proposals 18 months later. One of the reasons we moved interstate. What you see on the surface and all that. Professional all yuppy etc. lovely bloke really funny. Who knows mate?

Gotta go, rolling meatballs for my loved ones...before I get REALLY bitter and twisted... like I said more reflective than anything. So just bloody get your boobs checked!! xx