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[Angelcakes]

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Oh and we have a gum tree - he's old & huge - a squiggly gum - the kookas love him & so do I.
I missed youse.

[tawnyfrog]

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But will there be CHOOKS??????

Great to see ya, Grinder!

[Angelcakes]

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myhappyplace;1128276 wrote: Morning undies! Few puter problems with morning, might have to work off the downstairs one. Not as cold today, quiet you Tawny.

Being a bad mother and have kept the locusts home. We are snuggling with books and hot choccies. Have to put in some work shortly though so will get down to that, well soon.

Hope something brings a smile to your day Missy. Try this one on.

RETIRED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target .

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out . Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse .

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs . Harris,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store . We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store . Our complaints against your husband, Mr . Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1 . June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking .

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals .

3 . July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom .

4 . July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares . Get on it right away' . This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money .

5 . August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway .

6 . August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area .

7 . August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged .

8 . August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called .

9 . . September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose .

10 . September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were .

11 . October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme .

12 . October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels .

13 . October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14 . October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15 . October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here . ' One of the clerks passed out .

Ha! This reminds me - we have a Kmart near here - it's open 24hrs Mr Cakes said loudly as we walked passed "Oh, that's good to know for when we need a balaclava & a crowbar at 3am"

[Angelcakes]

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tawnyfrog;1128995 wrote: But will there be CHOOKS??????

Great to see ya, Grinder!

Ooh Hi Tawns....well, there is the back yard...or the front yard...

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Guitarista;1128986 wrote: Have you never actually tied the knot Bridge? Tell me to bugger off if that's too personal.

Nope.
Nobody could tolerate me.
I'm very annoying.




CAKES !!!!!!!! :welcome:

[tawnyfrog]

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Goody!

We're all talking in 6 point red.

This makes us look I*M*P*O*R*T*A*N*T*

:h :h :h :h :h :h

[byebyebridgetjones]

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I am so important i can't stand myself....

[tawnyfrog]

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Yeah, but what about Saucy? She's i*m*p*o*r*t*a*n*t AND s~p~e~c~i~a~l.

Pity she hasn't got a 'puter.

:upset: :upset: :upset: :upset: :upset: :upset:

[myhappyplace]

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Right you lot! I might be puter impaired but I can still bloody type. Nearly swore off MWO today...just coz..

But you drag me back in thank dog.

Lovely to see you Cakes, I am jealous. One day we will get a house again....with chookies

Ya know it takes that much longer to do stuff with this stupid puter but I guess you guys are worth it.

[myhappyplace]

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Oh shit! must be special that was sposed to be huge and purple.

[tawnyfrog]

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myhappyplace;1129018 wrote: Oh shit! must be special that was sposed to be huge and purple.

Oh yeah. Heard that one before.

[myhappyplace]

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Haha is now!!!

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Do you think Saucy might miss our posts when she does get back on ?

[myhappyplace]

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byebyebridgetjones;1129021 wrote: Do you think Saucy might miss our posts when she does get back on ?

Shut up I am back. And did I mention I love your quotey thingy?

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Saucy !