Most embarrassing moment

[Beaches]

Most embarrassing moment

Myrtle Beach for one of those fun, fun Spring Breaks. Was running around a hotel (not ours) with a guy I liked (not dating) and he convinced me to bang on peoples doors with him and run. So we did and ran like hell. I was running so fast I fell down the steps and into some straw that totally covered me. Then I was laughing so hard I peed my pants and the people in the rooms were coming down the stairs. I had to run out onto the streets with wet pants.

[Mackeral]

Most embarrassing moment

Come on Fan and Kate....Life is too short...Spill the beans

[Mackeral]

Most embarrassing moment

Bloody hell Fan...I'm wetting myself here:H

[lushy]

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Well, well, well. That little story explains a lot Fan.........

[Beaches]

Most embarrassing moment

Fan,
You hold a beautiful tune

[Mackeral]

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Definatly worth waiting for Fan...Excellent

[middlepathpilgrim]

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Gotta say after childbirth, not many things strike me as embarassing any more. Twenty hours with my knees up around my ears and endless folks walking in to view the nasty bits kinda takes it outta a girl. (You have my admiration Mack for your recent surgery. Hubs is up for his and looking nervous. Buck up!)

But, all this bathing suit stuff brings back a memory....

Laying on a float in the lake, strapless bathing suit. All the family and friends about for a Fourth of July picnic had to be about 40 people. I was all of 18 at the time with the hunk of my dreams on the banks and figuring prominently in my fantasies. Rolled over to even my tan only to have the Lecherous Old Man of the Family declaim in his loudest voice "Girl, get out of the water before you drown those brown-eyed puppies." Looked down to find my bathing suit around my waist and said family gathering staring at me.

Could have died. Then said Lecherous, invited me to go "nudie swimmin'" to great guffaws.

Remind me to call Oprah. She needs to hear this one.

Gloria

[MKR]

Most embarrassing moment

Oh, Mike, tears roling down my face.

In the Virgin Islands, we lived next door to a farm, where they had a donkey that brayed constantly. My sons' first animals sounds were of the donkey. As little ones, I let them run the beach naked. My very prim and proper mother in law, we are talking 18 sets of spoons and forks at a meal etc, is on vacation and we go down at the beach. My oldest is about 10 months old. So he is trying really hard to maintain his balance finds his penis to hold onto and makes his great HAW HAW HAW. I couldn't contain my laughter - her comment was simply perhaps you should put him in a suit.

[Beaches]

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You people are killing me. I love this thread.

[Beaches]

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Love it and love laughing!

[middlepathpilgrim]

Most embarrassing moment

Oh, Mack... what have you started?

Remembering a time at the local diner, packed shoulder to shoulder. My daughter's about 18 months old. I'm trying to contain her and get out when an elderly gentlemen comes inching in on his walker. This guy had to be Methusaleh's babysitter...about 90 if a day. Walker, oxygen bottle, personal nurse in tow.

As he inches toward us, my daughter somehow extricates herself from her highchair as I'm frantically trying to collect our things, stands on the table screams "DADDY!" pointing directly at the poor man. And she jumps up and down and continues to do so until he gets to our table where she embraces him as a lost friend. The place is silent.

He in graciousness kissed heer on the forehead and replied "No my dear. But thank you for the vote of confidence." And everyone busts up.

Sweet memory. Thanks, Mack.

[Beaches]

Most embarrassing moment

Okay one more regarding an outing with my daughter. We were walking through a local Wal Mart and as we turned the corner a couple who were Menonites encountered us. They were dressed in their best garbs and she says, while looking at them..."mommy why are they in their Halloween costumes".

UGH

[middlepathpilgrim]

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Not Powerless...

Those daughters will get us everytime, eh? I remember my father showing me his gray hairs and recounting each and every transgression of mine.

Yeah, but a lot of them were fun!

Gloria

[Mackeral]

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Kids are great at that...You dont know whether to laugh or cry...My 4 year old has told his teacher" My daddys got sore nuts" ....My wife had to explain what had happened...I cant imagine what she was thinking before my wife explained..

[lushy]

Most embarrassing moment

Okay Kate, you have heard enough. Now spill.