I know...I got a vision of an arse sticking out of a wheelie bin
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Just read through all the posts again...Everyone had me in stitches..
And i would like to thank everyone for making me feel normal..I thought stuff like that just happened to meI don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009
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don't know why this one comes to mind
I have no idea why this one comes to mind and I am not sure who ended up being more embarassed. I was home on college break and had hooked up with with the most popular, good looking guy in the town that was about 3 years older than me. We had a night of passion and afterwards he went to get us some beers. This was at the time when they were making "pony" bottles of beer. This is just beer in a small bottle. Well, he walks back in the room and I say, "Oh you have the little ones" and he says "I was born that way". And yes, his was the smallest I had ever seen.
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Back in the early to mid 90's when leggings were in style (remember, and the shirt or sweater came to the upper or mid-thigh?), my daughter took great delight in announcing to her child-care class that her mother "DOESN'T BELIEVE IN WEARING UNDERWEAR". I thought I would die!AF as of August 5th, 2012
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Kate, that is too funny! My MIL, (god rest her soul) had that look that Meryl Streep carries with her throughout, "The Devil Wears Prada" and that same tone. (Of course, this had to be my fault couldn't have been her perfect son's!)
You guys are really making me tear up with laughter. Kids do and say some very embarrasing things.
Great topic Macks!
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Hello all
I got up one morning, aged 14, and got myself ready for school. I flung on my uniform, made my breakfast and walked the 3/4 of a mile to school. When I got to the gate, I walked in an the playground was empty so I thought ...hell I must be late again. I ran to the entrance and I couldn't open the door. Suddenly, the Janitor appeared beside me.
'It's Saturday ya silly sod'. he said.
I hadn't even noticed that the usually busy approaches to the school were empty. I felt a proper arse.
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Thanks for the laughs!
I was staying in London one summer as a student. The bathroom was far down a hallway. So if I had to pee in the middle of the night, I would sit up on this tiny sink in the corner. Worked really well for a while...until one night I heard a ripping sound and the thing tilted out of the wall and dumped me on the floor. Luckily, my roomate was away for the weekend. The next morning I had to tell the caretaker that "it just gave way somehow." From his sidelong look, I'm sure he didn't believe me! I was a slim thing then. Finally he said, "Usually it takes a strapping girl to do that." I slinked out and didn't come back till bedtime. The sink was plastered back but I didn't dare sit on it again.
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LOVING this thread....
I dropped the sproglet off at school one morning and visited the ladies powder room (those toilets sure are small aren't they??) anyway, then walked the 3 kms into town lost in thought as usual...busy morning, lots of people around, when caught site in a shop mirror, of this brazen hussy walking along with most of her buttock cheeks, literally on display...it took 14 nanoseconds to realise that I WAS that hussy...was wearing a short indian skirt that day and a pair of VERY tiny pantaloons...didn't realise I'd neatly tucked said skirt into the tiny scrap of material in the buttock cleavage at the school and had wandered through the city with half my butt on display for a VERY long time........I hear a number of people had to be hospitalised with post traumatic stress disorder after the event........
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