Army Thread 8th July

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Army Thread 8th July

JackieClaire;1143787 wrote: I couldn't write anything at all in front of other people for nearly two years, I had to be well slightly pissed to be able to write anything at all TBH. It developed into a bit of a phobia.

Eating in front of other people was also a nightmare... could never keep the fork entirely steady until I had enough booze in me.

Always had my back turned in the kitchen, so no-one would see me fumbling with a knife, trying to peel veggies. It's a wonder I still have all ten digits.

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Zenstyle;1143791 wrote: :H:H:H

Tipps is a smooth one... Master of Ceremonies... :H

At your service, ma'am

[Recluse]

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tiptronic_ct;1143790 wrote: Eating in front of other people was also a nightmare... could never keep the fork entirely steady until I had enough booze in me.

Always had my back turned in the kitchen, so no-one would see me fumbling with a knife, trying to peel veggies. It's a wonder I still have all ten digits.

And as for drinking (AL or non-AL) in front of other people, most of it ends up on the floor. :upset:

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Zenstyle;1143795 wrote: I could always bloody cook... even when I couldn't read...

Who taught you? Can you follow recipes easily enough?

:new:

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Recluse;1143796 wrote: And as for drinking (AL or non-AL) in front of other people, most of it ends up on the floor. :upset:

That can become expensive...

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tiptronic_ct;1143799 wrote: That can become expensive...

The trick is to make sure the glass is only half full, or half empty, depending on your point of view...

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Recluse;1143801 wrote: The trick is to make sure the glass is only half full, or half empty, depending on your point of view...

:H:H:H


Soooooooooo... while we're on the topic, Wrecciebear. How's the tapering coming along?

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Zenstyle;1143800 wrote: Very seldom did I spill a drink...

Ditto - I've fallen incredibly hard on my arse, but the glass would remain upright.

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tiptronic_ct;1143802 wrote: :H:H:H


Soooooooooo... while we're on the topic, Wrecciebear. How's the tapering coming along?

Gosh, is that the time already?

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Shame... poor Petrus (the fat ginger cat) is being tormented by Sammy. All he wants to do is doze in fron of the heater, but he's having his ears chewed.

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Recluse;1143804 wrote: Gosh, is that the time already?

:H:H:H

[JackieClaire]

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Recluse;1143804 wrote: Gosh, is that the time already?

:H:H:H

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Oh dear... maybe I should have thought twice before having extra garlic on my pizza... the poor dentist. I wasn't thinking, was I?

[JackieClaire]

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Well I can hardly see Black Bess and the goldfish fighting ,especially as it looks like we've got the only Labrador that hates water after the bathing last week.

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Isn't it weird how cats love fish and yet hate water? Seems like evolution went wrong a bit there.