Here is a re-post of my letter to Wine. Does anyone else want to add one to their so called friend????
Dear Wine:
"Wine, you started out so nice when I first took a wine tasting class, and I grew to love you. All your different varieties, all your creative labels, the wonderful pairings you made with cheeses from far and near. Well, Wine, things are different now. You've overstepped your bounds and made a nuisance of yourself. For now, I bid thee farewell, Wine. It was fun while it lasted, but now it's not fun. I'd rather get back in my little jeans than hang around with you every night. Please don't take it personally because you've been a swell friend. Now, I have to see what else the world has to offer me. Perhaps we can get together once in a while, and let's see how it goes"
Best Wishes,
NoMoreWineThisTime
Dear Wine:
"Wine, you started out so nice when I first took a wine tasting class, and I grew to love you. All your different varieties, all your creative labels, the wonderful pairings you made with cheeses from far and near. Well, Wine, things are different now. You've overstepped your bounds and made a nuisance of yourself. For now, I bid thee farewell, Wine. It was fun while it lasted, but now it's not fun. I'd rather get back in my little jeans than hang around with you every night. Please don't take it personally because you've been a swell friend. Now, I have to see what else the world has to offer me. Perhaps we can get together once in a while, and let's see how it goes"
Best Wishes,
NoMoreWineThisTime
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