Army Thread 5th August

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 5th August

Och, Zennie - I've settled into comfortable slobbishness / slobbage

Join me... You know you wanna

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 5th August

Alrighty, folksies. It's waaaaaaay past my bedtime already. On the morrow :l

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 5th August

Dawg I'm still laughing at that one Zens.:H:H:H

I just wasn't used to all the fibre.

And all the blooming clothes were too small.

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 5th August

Zenstyle;1158817 wrote: It wasn't your fault love. Those wee frocks squeezed it out of you... :H

:H:H:H

Nighters Tips.

I'll not be long behind you.

[InChains]

Army Thread 5th August

i may have just lol'd - how did i miss this story?

n night tips

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 5th August

you've twisted me arm.

Just after I started me diet I was in a very posh ladies shop in town and while casually flicking through their sale rail I farted, not once but twice and rather loudly. I nonchalantly walked out of the shop and then ran like hell 'til I got out of the shopping centre.

I still blame the new fruit and veg routine.

[InChains]

Army Thread 5th August

lmao! oh gosh i wonder what the toher shoppers thought seeign you sprint away out the shoppign centre xD bet those poor posh ladies in their frocks were stunned n all xD One of my good friends at work once farted in the middle of servign a customer and had to finsih baggign the womans shopping before slinking off to the staff room to try and recover from the embaressment of the whole thing

[InChains]

Army Thread 5th August

somebody tlak to me, i am 5 posts from 1000 and want my bed!

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 5th August

I was just having a wee cruise round the boards.

Come on keep typing you'll be our youngest senior member.

[InChains]

Army Thread 5th August

haha, i'm pretty sure i'm the youngest member full stop

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 5th August

Well most women here are 29 and a half................a big half mind you.

[InChains]

Army Thread 5th August

heya molly, how goes the night?

and yeah I've seen a fair few *cough* 29 year olds about the forums xD

EDIT: damn it woman I was brushing my teeth I have to get ready for work in the morning xD

[RingingCedars]

Army Thread 5th August

I'll bite.

[InChains]

Army Thread 5th August

seems teh best is yet to come for me then, don't midn being 18 though, infinitely superior to 17 (the worlds msot borign age xD)

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 5th August

I loved being 17.

Oh I liked being 29 and I hated 39.