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    Just a nice Christmas note....

    To all of my friends here...:h

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socialy responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuation and/ or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect of the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned term as stated this greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferrablewith with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher!

    Merry Christmas and a very non-addictive and blessed New Year!!!!
    Allie
    What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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    Back at you Allie!! You are so funny!! You are not planning on being an attorney . . right?

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      #3
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      Allie fess up. Who wrote that. You can write poems but that is something entirely different. Out with it.:H
      Sunny days, sweeping the, clouds away. On my way, to where the air is sweeeet!!! Can you tell me how to get, how to get to......LOL

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        #4
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        LOL.............

        My husband and I wrote it to put on all his company "holiday greeting" cards this year as I think his customers include all of the above and are in several different countries, cultures, etc. We were trying to come up with something that would be good for everyone and it just started getting funny and this is what we came up with. I'll give most of the credit to my husband who is much more familiar with this jargon....:H
        What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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          #5
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          Hey Allie, Can I filch it to e-mail round the office on Friday? I work in a legislative unit with lots of Lawyers.

          oh please, please, please, beg, grovel??

          C
          xx
          "Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans" - John Lennon

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            #6
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            Cash it says somewhere in there: "it is freely transferrablewith with no alteration to the original greeting." . Not sure what that means but my interpretation is we can steal it!

            I certainly intend to as I have some lawyers I need to"get" as well.

            Thanks Allie! You might have to sue me - but then it doesn't say copywrited......!!

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              #7
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              I worked for lawyers for 7years and this id beautiful!!!!!!!!
              Hawk

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                #8
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                I'm hiring Jenneh and Fan, my personal lawyers who not only represent the good of this entire website, but my personal interests as well.....

                I have nothing to say, you will have to consult with my attorney.
                What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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                  "attornies". Whichever one is on call. I'm still waiting to see which one is going to give me the better hourly rate.
                  What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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                    #10
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                    Allie,
                    Thats a bonza message.....
                    right back at ya
                    Victoria xoxox

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                      #11
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                      Jenneh and Fan. Ha! Pussycats. Bring em on. I fear them not. Any squeak from them and we'll start a lawyer joke thread!

                      NICK

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