Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

[rubywillow]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

i-totally understand that one.

Our cabin side porch and grapevine in June, hostas, and wildflowers.......

[myhappyplace]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

sapphire1;1174002 wrote: How old is he.......

16 :upset:

[myhappyplace]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

Bridge - Tawny - just spurted tea...now to find the copy and paste function....

Speaking of copy and paste - I just had my eyebrows waxed and THREADED....cheeses you can probably feel them throbbing all the way across in cyberland...I might have to copy and paste some hair from other parts of my bod back there,,,

The detoxifying sea salt massage was pretty cool though and I have little red toe nails, just perfect for getting my boots on and kicking some teenage butt this arvo...

[Rags]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

THREADED? Through a needle?

[Rags]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

Sapph,
Sorry I logged off before I read about your horrid workday.
I guess it comes with the territory. I had to work to the rules in a couple of the govt jobs I had, so understand a little how you must feel being hard.



Ruby, that garden is delightful! Put up a bigger size pic so we Undies can identify the flowers.


Hi there Kaz, we never seem to catch each other on the Undies at the same time.

Happy, I watched two huge tortoises making love at the zoo a long time ago. The sound of carapace upon carapace must be where "bonk" comes from.

Do kids really use email to hand in assignments at school? No comment.

[myhappyplace]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

Rags;1174051 wrote: THREADED? Through a needle?

No, like they use a piece of thread to rip the fine hair out of your eyebrows...apparently it picks up more than wax....felt like it...very popular in India...

[myhappyplace]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

Rags;1174052 wrote: Sapph,
Do kids really use email to hand in assignments at school? No comment.

Well not with great success apparently...but all three of mine do...

[Rags]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

myhappyplace;1174064 wrote: No, like they use a piece of thread to rip the fine hair out of your eyebrows...apparently it picks up more than wax....felt like it...very popular in India...

That's why I have bushy eyebrows. Ouch! That must bring a tear to your eyes when they do it.

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

This one's for the Overies. It might help them to understand ...

? You know you're Australian if .....
? You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
? You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount
vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.
? You think it's normal to have a leader called Julia.
? You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil
case when he first attends school.
? You're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans
"rooting" for something.
? You understand that the phrase 'a group of women wearing black thongs'
refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.
? You pronounce Melbourne as 'Mel-bn'.
? You believe the 'l' in the word ' Australia ' is optional.
? You know that some people pronounce Australia like "Strayla" and
that's ok.
? You can translate: 'Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to
Maccas.'
? You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its
highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep. ? You call
your best friend 'a total bastard' but someone you really, truly despise
is just 'a bit of a bastard'.
? You think 'Woolloomooloo' is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.
? You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife.
? You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's
twice as big as its $2 coin.
? You understand that 'Wagga Wagga' can be abbreviated to 'Wagga' but
'Woy Woy' can't be called 'Woy'.
? You believe that cooked-down axle grease makes a good breakfast
spread. You've also squeezed it through Vita Wheat biscuits to make
little Vegemite worms.
? You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff
up, at which point they again become Kiwis.
? Hamburger with Beetroot? Of course!
? You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any
rendition of the Angels' song 'Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again'.
? You believe that the confectionery known as the Wagon Wheel has become
smaller with every passing year.
? You wear ugh boots outside the house.
? You believe that every important discovery in the world was made by an
Australian but then sold off to the Yanks for a pittance.
? You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like
them.
? Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order
takeaway fluently in every Asian language.
? You understand that 'excuse me' can sound rude, while 'scuse me' is
always polite.
? You know what it's like to swallow a fly.
? You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle
and a seat belt buckle becomes a pretty good branding iron.
? You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they
call 'Anzac cookies'.
? You still think of Kylie as 'that girl off Neighbours'.
? You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction.
? When working in a bar, you understand male customers will feel the
need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.
? You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o:
arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko,
speedo, righto etc.
? You know that there is a universal place called "woop woop" located in
the middle of nowhere...no matter where you actually are.
? You know that none of us actually drink Fosters beer, because it
tastes like crap. But we let the world think we do. Because we can.
? You have some time in your life slept with Aeroguard on in the summer.
Maybe even as perfume.
? You've only ever used the words - tops, ripper and sweet - to mean
good. And then you place 'bloody' in front of it when you REALLY mean it.
? You know that the barbeque is a political arena; the person holding
the tongs is always the boss and usually a man. And the women make the
salad.
? You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you mean it or not.
? You've drank your tea/coffee/milo through a Tim Tam.
? You own a Bond's chesty. In several different colours.
? You've ordered a steak the size of your head and only paid $5 at your
local RSL.
? You know that roo meat tastes pretty good, but not as good as barra or
a meat pie.

[startingover]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

Hi guys.
Just wanna send out big huggage to Mr G. Hang in there my friend. I always have to remind myself I am NOT responsible for other peoples lives or decisions. :l

Have a great evening undies xx

[startingover]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

Ha ha Tawny! Love that

[myhappyplace]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

Brilliant Tawny!!

Any word on G bloke undies??

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

myhappyplace;1174101 wrote:

Any word on G bloke undies??

Nope.

[stirly-girly]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

:hello: Underoonies!!

Thanks for the post Froglet. You've given me a new understanding of what you are all talking about. However, I do have one question. What do you put on your hamburgers besides beetroot? I love it myself but only ever eat it salad style. I'd like to try it on a burger but don't know what else to add. And please don't say Vegemite because it's not available here. :no:

As for Mr. G. - I think his absence has us all wondering if he's okay. Does anyone have contact with him other than through MWO or Facebook? A phone number or something? I know we shouldn't invade his private life but he has been away for several days and that's just not like him. His last post was on Sept. 1st. Just checked his FB profile and he posted a link there on Sept. 2nd. Then again, maybe he's off on a wee holiday. Hope he checks in soon....

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

byebyebridgetjones;1174009 wrote: Hi Sapph and Lilly.


Just before I shoot off, this is a bit of an email I got this morning if you haven't already seen it.




Children Writing About The Ocean

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island. If you don't have
ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne , age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.(Billy,8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots
and comes back with crabs.? (Millie, age 6)


8) Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I
like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids go pooh? Like,
really? (Helen, age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always
crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got
pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)



11) When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go
down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)

13) On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was
going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired
right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

14) The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)?

15) My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What
he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.(James, 7)

Brilliant, put me in mind of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgEtHJtCY6Q&feature=relmfu[/video]]Give Up Yer Aul Sins - Oscar Nominated Short Film - YouTube