Ok - orf to get prettified. This girly lark has a limited life span I reckon. Can only do it for so long. Will fizzle it at midnight tonight....
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You know ... the longer I hang around in the drawer with Undies women, the more inferior and inadequte I feel?
Now, just at the top of my head and in no particular order, as an adult, ... I have never:
• Had children
• had a manicure
• had big tits
• had a pedicure
• had pyjamas
• had my eyebrows threaded
• had anything waxed
• had animal print slippers
• played the bagpipes
• competed in a triathlon
• gone scuba diving
• learnt to ski
• sailed a boat
• coached T-ball
• extracted semen from a dog/horse/rooster/wombat/echidna or even a fusking earth worm
• knitted a wearable garment
• been on a diet
Fusk ... I am SUCH a loser!
*** sobs uncontrollably but somewhat alarmingly attractive at the same time ***
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I would be scratching threading and waxing off the list of achievements if I were you. Mind you some of the more plastic mums at the do yesterday thought I'd had an extreme makeover...which probably means I look like shit most days...
Attractive sobbing is an art form too did you know?
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1/17 for KTAB, so you're not alone froglet.
Edit: and strictly speaking I didnt actually give birth.
Happy just for you,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96YQdiMV-Jc&feature=related[/video]]The Beatles - And I Love Her - YouTubeEthanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?
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myhappyplace;1175784 wrote: Mind you some of the more plastic mums at the do yesterday thought I'd had an extreme makeover...which probably means I look like shit most days...
I'll do whatever it takes
AF 21/08/2009
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tiptronic_ct;1175786 wrote: :H:H:H I'm sure that's not true, though!
:l Tabbers..
Right away into the night!! Have a lovely one undies and internationalists!
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tawnyfrog;1175783 wrote:
*** sobs uncontrollably but somewhat alarmingly attractive at the same time ***
By the way, if you get Foxtel your man Kevin is on lifestyle starting now.If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
Rejoined life 20/5/19
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byebyebridgetjones;1175821 wrote:
By the way, if you get Foxtel your man Kevin is on lifestyle starting now.
? Don't have Foxtel.
? Can't see Kevin.
Loserqueen. :upset:
*** this is where you all jump out and tell me not to beat myself up and stuff ***
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tawnyfrog;1175822 wrote:
*** this is where you all jump out and tell me not to beat myself up and stuff ***
Dog she hasn't even got foxtel....snigger....If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
Rejoined life 20/5/19
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tawnyfrog;1175822 wrote: See? More proof.
? Don't have Foxtel.
? Can't see Kevin.
Loserqueen. :upset:
*** this is where you all jump out and tell me not to beat myself up and stuff ***
Right, Frog. Pull yer head in girl.
1. You are legend.
2. You make a difference here, and thus, i know in your community, whether you see this or not doodyhead.
3. I reckon you are amazing, as do the other doodyheads here.
4. The folk in the cheap seats love you. I know, cause i hang out there often.
5. Your clavicles (especially the left one), are of a quality unseen in these times, or other times before.
6. How many chick's get to examine, experience, or know what a vented mandrel is?!
7. You are a bloody excellent creator of incredible food, via your self created kitchen, and choice of lifestyle.
8. Your friends and family treasure you, whether you like it, know it, or not.
9. Know that you are cherished, not just at the chook forum, leather forum, and here, but in your real 3D life.
10. You are a doodyhead.
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'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'
Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-
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