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    Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

    Ok - orf to get prettified. This girly lark has a limited life span I reckon. Can only do it for so long. Will fizzle it at midnight tonight....

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      Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

      Yeh laying in bed listening to the rain hammering the roof window, nice.
      Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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        Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

        KTAB;1175773 wrote: Yeh laying in bed listening to the rain hammering the roof window, nice.
        Sounds perfect to me ...
        If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
        Rejoined life 20/5/19

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          Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

          Right. I'm off to make soup with my leopard print slippers on. How attractive.
          If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
          Rejoined life 20/5/19

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            Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

            byebyebridgetjones;1175778 wrote: Sounds perfect to me ...
            Especially if there are a few animals in different states of relaxation as well.
            I'll do whatever it takes
            AF 21/08/2009

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              Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

              You know ... the longer I hang around in the drawer with Undies women, the more inferior and inadequte I feel?

              Now, just at the top of my head and in no particular order, as an adult, ... I have never:

              • Had children
              • had a manicure
              • had big tits
              • had a pedicure
              • had pyjamas
              • had my eyebrows threaded
              • had anything waxed
              • had animal print slippers
              • played the bagpipes
              • competed in a triathlon
              • gone scuba diving
              • learnt to ski
              • sailed a boat
              • coached T-ball
              • extracted semen from a dog/horse/rooster/wombat/echidna or even a fusking earth worm
              • knitted a wearable garment
              • been on a diet


              Fusk ... I am SUCH a loser!

              *** sobs uncontrollably but somewhat alarmingly attractive at the same time ***

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                Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

                I would be scratching threading and waxing off the list of achievements if I were you. Mind you some of the more plastic mums at the do yesterday thought I'd had an extreme makeover...which probably means I look like shit most days...

                Attractive sobbing is an art form too did you know?

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                  Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

                  1/17 for KTAB, so you're not alone froglet.
                  Edit: and strictly speaking I didnt actually give birth.


                  Happy just for you,

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96YQdiMV-Jc&feature=related[/video]]The Beatles - And I Love Her - YouTube
                  Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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                    Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

                    myhappyplace;1175784 wrote: Mind you some of the more plastic mums at the do yesterday thought I'd had an extreme makeover...which probably means I look like shit most days...
                    :H:H:H I'm sure that's not true, though!
                    I'll do whatever it takes
                    AF 21/08/2009

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                      Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

                      tiptronic_ct;1175786 wrote: :H:H:H I'm sure that's not true, though!
                      No - but I reckon I am like that Seinfeld episode when he dates the girl who can look fab in one light and dark and dank in another. Awesome!

                      :l Tabbers..

                      Right away into the night!! Have a lovely one undies and internationalists!

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                        Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

                        Reggie;1175800 wrote: ..get thee away from pot belly stove too much pondering me dear frog!!!
                        Yup. It's that bloody Schubert bloke what does it. :H

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                          Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

                          tawnyfrog;1175783 wrote:

                          *** sobs uncontrollably but somewhat alarmingly attractive at the same time ***
                          See .... I have never been a pretty crier......blotchy face, swollen eyes, distorted face, snot, the whole shabang.

                          By the way, if you get Foxtel your man Kevin is on lifestyle starting now.
                          If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                          Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                            Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

                            byebyebridgetjones;1175821 wrote:
                            By the way, if you get Foxtel your man Kevin is on lifestyle starting now.
                            See? More proof.

                            ? Don't have Foxtel.
                            ? Can't see Kevin.

                            Loserqueen. :upset:

                            *** this is where you all jump out and tell me not to beat myself up and stuff ***

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                              Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

                              tawnyfrog;1175822 wrote:

                              *** this is where you all jump out and tell me not to beat myself up and stuff ***
                              'Don't beat yourself up'
                              Dog she hasn't even got foxtel....snigger....
                              If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                              Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                                Underoos and guests - September and it is spring!

                                tawnyfrog;1175822 wrote: See? More proof.

                                ? Don't have Foxtel.
                                ? Can't see Kevin.

                                Loserqueen. :upset:

                                *** this is where you all jump out and tell me not to beat myself up and stuff ***
                                Evening all,

                                Right, Frog. Pull yer head in girl.

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                                2. You make a difference here, and thus, i know in your community, whether you see this or not doodyhead.
                                3. I reckon you are amazing, as do the other doodyheads here.
                                4. The folk in the cheap seats love you. I know, cause i hang out there often.
                                5. Your clavicles (especially the left one), are of a quality unseen in these times, or other times before.
                                6. How many chick's get to examine, experience, or know what a vented mandrel is?!
                                7. You are a bloody excellent creator of incredible food, via your self created kitchen, and choice of lifestyle.
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                                9. Know that you are cherished, not just at the chook forum, leather forum, and here, but in your real 3D life.
                                10. You are a doodyhead.

                                :h

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