Now, just at the top of my head and in no particular order, as an adult, ... I have never:
? Had children
? had a manicure
? had big tits
? had a pedicure
? had pyjamas
? had my eyebrows threaded
? had anything waxed
? had animal print slippers
? played the bagpipes
? competed in a triathlon
? gone scuba diving
? learnt to ski
? sailed a boat
? coached T-ball
? extracted semen from a dog/horse/rooster/wombat/echidna or even a fusking earth worm
? knitted a wearable garment
? been on a diet
Fusk ... I am SUCH a loser!
*** sobs uncontrollably but somewhat alarmingly attractive at the same time ***
You've composed a song or three. :welcome:
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