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    #376
    The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

    hey there ladies .. well long day and im tired ... georgie go for it .. who doesnt like a good jokes... and yes there is a section called luaghing out loud .. where you can start a joke thread ..how are things going and gret to see everyone posting anbd thankx for the update grateful on vicky i keep forgetting to call her been too busy to tell ya the truth .. but anyway love and hugs have a great night one and all
    :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
    best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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      #377
      The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

      It's too simple, love. Will send it.
      Daughter's in-laws try to be 'above their raising', or at least her MIL does, but I'm not concerned with anything anyone thinks, just the people they are. If I get to go out, I want to go where I enjoy myself.
      George Washington's grandfather was my ancestor. Sidney Lanier, Mark Twain, and others are included in my family tree. But, honestly, though they have a great legacy, they're dead! We have to make our own life, though respect our history.
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      Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
      awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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        #378
        The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

        Okay........ This is not for those easily offended... So stop here if you are bashful or sensitive..

        Here goes..........

        A man goes to a new cardiologist, after waiting in the examining room for a while, this beautiful, voluptuous woman walks in with very ample breasts,wearing a short white skirt and white lab coat. The man is instantly stunned by her appearance. The doctor says now let me start by saying that I AM a professional, and experienced and I am qualified to check for any problems you may be having. So please tell me why are you here today... The man says......My wife says my dick tastes funny...

        LMAO.

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          #379
          The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

          Aww c'mon

          After the somber day we all had yesterday, we needed a laugh, that was funny. Okay maybe not the funniest but it was smile worthy..


          Okay , okay .... Now here's a clean one.... How do you make a tissue dance?.........
          Put a little boogie in it.. He he he.

          Okay......
          Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says........hey buddy why the long face......?

          :H:H:H

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            #380
            The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

            Thanks for the laughs, G. Hubs would probably have a heart attack if the first one happened to him!!!
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            Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
            awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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              #381
              The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

              Rog...I hope you get a good night's sleep! :l

              ATL...I commend you for being able to function while ill with the flu...gosh, that's the worst!

              Rubes, I am supposedly related to President McKinley (mom's side)...who knows, though? I'll have to do some research on my family tree someday.

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                #382
                The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

                thankxfor the luagh G ...
                thankx fennel its hell when i do work like this i get so tired i just toss and turn and dream about work .. and sue loves when i ask her to get something in my sleep lol .. oh fennel sue knows alot about what site to go to for free.. family tree site let me know .. if you are or start looking ...
                ruby have you been keeping with eating and taking your meds young lady .. well nighty night:h:l
                :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
                best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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                  #383
                  The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

                  Hello everyone. Been so busy at work. Doing pretty well though.
                  I will try to catch up tomorrow.

                  xxooxx
                  "Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
                  ..........
                  AF - 7-27-15

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                    #384
                    The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

                    good morning one and all .. well mom can a go back to sleep me too tired lol ... well off to work i go .. enjoy have an awesome day everyone
                    :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
                    best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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                      #385
                      The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

                      Good morning all__ I am really dragging today---better get moving before I just decide to throw in the towel and go back to bed!

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                        #386
                        The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

                        Good morning one and all!

                        I hope this new day finds you all feeling good and for those who are fighting illnesses I hope you are headed for recovery. It is not raining here today and it IS my day off.....Peculiar.. I'LL TAKE IT!.........I am going to try and make a dent in my housework today so I will be busy and off the radar ( so to speak). So hang in and hang on everybody! Inspiring Affirmation for today..... I can overcome any obstacle real or imagined.... Have a super-duper day. G

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                          #387
                          The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

                          Ha ha I just realized that I opened with the same line as TL.. Oh well I guess I am a copy cat. Lol

                          Ta ta...

                          G

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                            #388
                            The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

                            rubywillow;1176846 wrote: Georgie, are you kidding? I CREATED dirty jokes!!!! :H
                            Good Morning everyone!!! Oh Ruby, Ruby, Ruby........what can I say - actually not a lot LOL I got up about half an hour ago, and as you know, it takes the old brain a while to get going!!! But I didn't create anything 'cos I am not old enough, oh and I couldn't take my walker to work with me 'cos I never got it back from when you borrowed it. You need it SO much more than me !! You can keep it.

                            Great day today everyone - have a good day at work Rog - no complaining about being tired - you have WORK!

                            ATL - I so feel for you re those mums that are like that - just let it go though - they must feel insecure to be like that, if that is the way they have to be. Just be glad that you aren't that way. Feel sorry for them because they are. YOU know that you are a nice person and that is all that matters. And my mum always said to me, "if they are talking about you, then they are giving someone else a break" which for some reason, made me feel better!!! As long as you are happy with you, it doesn't matter. I liked Georgies comment that no-one can make us feel inferior without our consent. SO TRUE.

                            Hi Grateful - how are you doing? Hope all is going as well as it can??

                            Georgie - you need to check out the Laughing Out Loud forum - some really good jokes there - but you need to wait until you have some time, 'cos you will be there for ages!! LOL Hope you are doing well?

                            Well, I am off today and trying to decide what to do. I really need to get out and work in the garden, but having had no rain, it makes it such hard work. I shall go and have another cup of tea and ponder it. Back later everyone.

                            Hugs, Sun XX
                            How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now and there will never be a time when it is not now....

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                              #389
                              The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

                              Good morning! Had a slip up a couple days ago and it ruined me all day. 2 glasses of wine and I felt like my head and body were blurry all day. I'm on a diet/exercise regimen, kind of strict and found there really is no room for alcohol. Okay by me! Hubby is joining me the rest of the month. Hopefully he can go longer. Off to cardio class!! Have a great day everyone!
                              'You might not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you!' - Walt Disney

                              I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing. ~Agatha Christie

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                                #390
                                The Journey begins here so get YOUR ASSES IN GEAR!!!! for september

                                Hiya peeps...
                                Georgie...loved the joke...I have repeated it to everyone.........
                                ATL...I SOOOOO feel you when it somes to snarky other women.....I have always preferred the company of men.......I can just be myself and not worry about it....
                                I hope you are feeling better.
                                grateful...if you are there...how are you doing with the flooded basement and all that mess you were dealing with?
                                Mimzey...I am on my way to your house for dinner tonite!!!
                                Hey Sunni Butt....and skwerl and Rog.....

                                I will be in Orlando for the next two days....sales conference.....fun, fun...it's so hard not to drink at those damn things....
                                ok....must get working...
                                all you brats enjoy your day off
                                I love you all so much!!
                                I love my family more than alcohol.:h
                                Live in the Solution....not the problem

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