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[weemelonhead]

Terry Pratchett Books

Huzzah!!!!!!!!!! We have enough now for an official Pterry gang....ok then, which character would you like to be and why....only ONE (I am setting that rule for me as I am always very greedy with these games)
I think I would like to be Nanny Ogg...good sense, good humour, a way with the gentlemen (cassanunda) and she totally wears the trousers....oh, also, she's a greedy pig...aaaahhhhhh!!! Wot a gal!

[irishlady]

Terry Pratchett Books

Roight bejaysus, I'm Granny Weatherwax cos' have just read she was the most respected of the leaders, are ya listening weetodayspecialoffermeloncleverhead........God, why does one slip into this pseudo Irishy speak when one just wishes to converse in the Queens English??

[weemelonhead]

Terry Pratchett Books

Damn...that means you're the leader!!! Up your colarado beetle Oirish......And a jolly good day to you...toodle pip, chocs away, meet me for the escape meeting in the gym at oh four hundred (bring your own teaspoon!!) One is away with ones fairies...xoxoxo

[weemelonhead]

Terry Pratchett Books

Fan......play the game will you.......who would you like to be and why, not, give random quotes off your own back without consulting Oirish, who, as granny, is the official leader of all discworld....(still damn....)
If you'r not careful, you'll have to be Magrat, and then all you'll be able to do is make toast for me and Oirish while we whisper about important things above your head.....Now behave, you're spoiling it for everybody, you've let yourself down, you've let the school down..........

[irishlady]

Terry Pratchett Books

Hey Melly, hows about we lock Fan in the library with the Librarian for two hours or so??
If that does'nt fix him then I'm afraid we will have to have words with the Archchancellor at the Unseen University, he is a distant cousin of mine you know and owes me a few favours....Fan consider yourself WARNED..

PS...Are you any good at making toast???

[weemelonhead]

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Yes....the library it is, oh...and fan...don't forget when you go in to address the Librarian as Mr monkey, then scribble on a couple of the grimoires, he REALLY likes that...
By the way Granny...i think you actually dated Ridcully (equal rites) so you may have more clout than you think.......

[irishlady]

Terry Pratchett Books

Good God Nanny Ogg your memory is better than mine, The only recollection I have of that time is a curious rash, very itchy, lasted for weeks, oh well, memories mmmmm.

[weemelonhead]

Terry Pratchett Books

I don't think athlete's foot counts as a serious sexual disease Esme....unless....hmmmmm, depends where you got it from I s'pose....uhhh yukkkkk!! had a boyfriend when I was 16 that told me about 'shrimping'...just remembered that, I didn't believe it at the time...thought he was trying to frighten me....I think we need to change the tone of this discussion...Fan, where is your seereeussness stuff???

[weemelonhead]

Terry Pratchett Books

Anyway granny...shall we just carry on...Paulb has pmd me and said we seem to be having a nice time here by ourselves......
Wotcha!! and a quick chorus of 'A wizards staff has a knob on the end'....