Had a quick look around
And found the whole place quite bucolic.
Gave the 'Endeavour' a scrub
Then set up a pub
And that's why we're all alcoholic.
After Cook, the convicts came here
Learned to farm and how to brew beer
We settled here, we’re called the Undies,
We got smashed on Coke and Bundies
Dunno why we banned the second verse from our national anthem...
It's right up there with "our home is girt by sea"
When gallant Cook from Albion sailed.
To trace wide oceans o'er.
True British courage bore him on.
Til he landed on our shore
Then here he raised Old England's flag.
The standard of the brave.
With all her faults we love her still.
Britannia rules the wave
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia Fair.
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