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    a boyfriend, oops sorry wrong site

    #2
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    Fans hitting on the new girl ................ again ................ LOL
    sigpicXXX

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      #3
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      I didn't know men giggled......
      I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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        #4
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        LOL, but we still don't know if fan is really a man .............
        sigpicXXX

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          #5
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          Hmmmm, I'm chuckling, & Fan's giggling...
          The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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            #6
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            Queenie, keep on wishin....the stars will come through for you....they did for me!
            Gabby :flower:

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              #7
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              I want ....
              1. Boyfriend who
              a) I do not have to teach to read
              b) does not live on street corner (unless really bitchin one)
              c) this list is not inclusive
              2. To work out more regularly
              3. To not get "job eliminated" which is possbility
              4. To not participate in any exorcisms, which is real possbility that I may get called upon to witness (see abs christmas posts)
              5. To shut my mouth where appropriate, which is probably not real possbility (okay is NOT possibility)
              6. To complete 28 out of 30 days per month AF, which is real possibilty
              7. To sew ducky a tutu, which I THINK may be a possibility since I am trying to be a gurl now
              8. To delete all embarrassing PMs, which is NOT a possibility - oh whatever

              Hugs and kisses,
              Pans

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                #8
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                I'll keep wishing! i've scared a few off being a lush..been so bored tonight but at least i'm not drunk and bored, that's worse. seem to be eating loads but keep thinking it must be less calories than booze

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                  #9
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                  i just want a boyfriend who is breathing.... anything else is a bonus!
                  It always seems impossible until it's done....

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                    #10
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                    Fan, a man don't care what you call it ... call WHAT ... call WHAT .... nevermind.

                    I am going back to bed.There are no men and no pesto (don't ask) there.

                    Pansy.

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                      #11
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                      A boyfriend would definitely be nice, but I have quite a few requirements. Definitely he needs to do more than breathe. If this thread continues, maybe I'll go into greater detail, but for now, I'm tired. This could get pretty funny though. I'm already laughing internally thinking about it. Hmmmmm. Maybe others wouldn't find it so funny though.....
                      AF as of August 5th, 2012

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                        #12
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                        Oh Y at H...so picky...more than breathing???????

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                          #13
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                          Anyway...if we are doing boyfs....I want one that knows that
                          a) skewers do not make good presents
                          b) cooking on his night is not buying a take away
                          c) 'sharing' the chores does not mean 90/10 in my favour
                          d) a compliment is not......"that one makes you look less fat"
                          e) creating dutch oven in bed is NOT an aphrodisiac
                          f) clearing away mess does not mean pile it up like T. of Piza on kitchen worktop
                          g) girls films are to be watched SILENTLY with no eyebrow raising.......
                          h) e entertainment channel is educational sociological study...ethnography
                          i) friends who tell their husbands to sit down so they do not pee on toilet seat are not 'unreasonable bossy shite Hitlers...'
                          j) all episodes of friends are SUPPOSED to be watched again....and again...and again...and ag......

                          just for starters santa........thanks oh beardy one

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                            #14
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                            Weemelonhead,
                            I DO love you ...
                            Pansy

                            PS ... did you teach the bald to read???

                            PPS...
                            Also, do you think if I ever get married request of 20 pound cast iron skillet on registry is act of aggression since I have no biceps???

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                              #15
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                              Panseroo!!! licky love right back (clean licks!!)

                              Bald not reed, bald is stig, bald inventin weeellll in cayv

                              No biceps....but hidden strengths my feline fruitcake xoxo

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