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1. Boyfriend who
a) I do not have to teach to read
b) does not live on street corner (unless really bitchin one)
c) this list is not inclusive
2. To work out more regularly
3. To not get "job eliminated" which is possbility
4. To not participate in any exorcisms, which is real possbility that I may get called upon to witness (see abs christmas posts)
5. To shut my mouth where appropriate, which is probably not real possbility (okay is NOT possibility)
6. To complete 28 out of 30 days per month AF, which is real possibilty
7. To sew ducky a tutu, which I THINK may be a possibility since I am trying to be a gurl now
8. To delete all embarrassing PMs, which is NOT a possibility - oh whatever
Hugs and kisses,
Pans
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A boyfriend would definitely be nice, but I have quite a few requirements. Definitely he needs to do more than breathe. If this thread continues, maybe I'll go into greater detail, but for now, I'm tired. This could get pretty funny though. I'm already laughing internally thinking about it. Hmmmmm. Maybe others wouldn't find it so funny though.....
AF as of August 5th, 2012
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Anyway...if we are doing boyfs....I want one that knows that
a) skewers do not make good presents
b) cooking on his night is not buying a take away
c) 'sharing' the chores does not mean 90/10 in my favour
d) a compliment is not......"that one makes you look less fat"
e) creating dutch oven in bed is NOT an aphrodisiac
f) clearing away mess does not mean pile it up like T. of Piza on kitchen worktop
g) girls films are to be watched SILENTLY with no eyebrow raising.......
h) e entertainment channel is educational sociological study...ethnography
i) friends who tell their husbands to sit down so they do not pee on toilet seat are not 'unreasonable bossy shite Hitlers...'
j) all episodes of friends are SUPPOSED to be watched again....and again...and again...and ag......
just for starters santa........thanks oh beardy one
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